daisyexmachina.bsky.social
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Today could be the day he slips getting out of the bath tub.
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Today could be the day he gets eaten by rabid dogs.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Reposted
A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Today could be the day he trips, falls and sends his bottom teeth through the roof of his mouth, hitting every step on his way down to the hard concrete waiting for him.
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Today could be the day his shriveled raisin-of-a-heart finally gives out so I’m sending all my positive energy out to his future blood clot.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM