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dairdair.bsky.social
Derek
@dairdair.bsky.social
What does a pup have to do to find themselves in this situation? Asking for a friend 👀
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Literally me 19 days ago… I feel ya. You got this! 🙌
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ummm yes please 👅
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sorry, did you say something? 😵‍💫
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself 🤤
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Would you say it’s still worth living there despite being surrounded by professional exceptionalism?

(asking as one chronic under achiever to another who is considering moving to Chicago 👀)
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We thank you for your service 🫶
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Not me quietly thinking about getting tattoos, and wondering if it’s worth the addiction…

*Sees hot tatted red head*

…oh it’s definitely worth it 🥵
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Haha I try sometimes 😊. Tho for the record I don’t see how you can post something that isn’t 😘
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I think I found something way more impressive than the camera 👀
September 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Fuck. Me. Sideways. 🤤
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You’re sexy af, but that beautiful arched doorway is the chef’s kiss for me👌 🥵
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM