What does a pup have to do to find themselves in this situation? Asking for a friend 👀

Literally me 19 days ago… I feel ya. You got this! 🙌

Ummm yes please 👅

Sorry, did you say something? 😵‍💫

Couldn’t have said it better myself 🤤

Would you say it’s still worth living there despite being surrounded by professional exceptionalism?

(asking as one chronic under achiever to another who is considering moving to Chicago 👀)

We thank you for your service 🫶

Not me quietly thinking about getting tattoos, and wondering if it’s worth the addiction…

*Sees hot tatted red head*

…oh it’s definitely worth it 🥵

Haha I try sometimes 😊. Tho for the record I don’t see how you can post something that isn’t 😘

I think I found something way more impressive than the camera 👀

Fuck. Me. Sideways. 🤤

You’re sexy af, but that beautiful arched doorway is the chef’s kiss for me👌 🥵