Daim (ex machina)
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Daim (ex machina)
@daimexmachina.com
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The Sausage King of Santa Cruz.
Definitely a person. Living my best life on the best coast at the worst time. Mountain bikes, coffee, DnB, general tomfoolery, Oxford comma, and synthesizers. Old enough to know better.
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Makes my wheels look false.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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a man with glasses is making a funny face in a dark room .
Alt: a man with glasses is making a funny face in a dark room . Bricktop from Snatch
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November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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a man with glasses is screaming in front of another man
Alt: a man with glasses is screaming in front of another man. Full Metal Jacket
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November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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the executive producer of a movie is jeff garlin and is written in white on a black background .
Alt: the executive producer of a movie is jeff garlin and is written in white on a black background . Curb Your Enthusiasm
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November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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a man in a bowler hat drinks milk from a glass
Alt: a man in a bowler hat drinks milk from a glass. A Clockwork Orange
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November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed
Alt: a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed die hard
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November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Your Gain is your loss?
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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two men are sitting at a table and one of them has a name tag that says ' william ' on it
Alt: two men are sitting at a table and one of them has a name tag that says ' william ' on it. Disney’s The Black Hole
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November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Weird flex, but okay.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I once watched a mad lad eat 48 Weetabix in one sitting for a bet. He ran out of milk pretty quickly and had to resort to fruit yoghurt (tough going by all accounts) and ended up just using water. So I can categorically claim this assertion as false. Do I win a prize?
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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a man wearing overalls and a hat that says river
Alt: a man wearing overalls and a hat that says river
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November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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*Crockipedia
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Terminator poster
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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a man with a beard wearing a plaid shirt and a red jacket looks at the camera
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a plaid shirt and a red jacket looks at the camera
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October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I certainly hope so!
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Woo! …and indeed… Yay! 😀 👍🏻
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Makes you a Glad Dad! Nice work! 😃👍🏻
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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a regular show cartoon of a bird and a raccoon running
ALT: a regular show cartoon of a bird and a raccoon running
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October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM