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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
Just remember when they say Charlie Kirk was a wonderful guy that he called George Floyd a scumbag and MLK Jr a bad man.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just remember when they say Charlie Kirk was a wonderful guy that he called George Floyd a scumbag and MLK Jr a bad man.
Government takes 10% ownership stake in Intel. What government ideology involves state ownership of key industries, one hint, it begins with a C.
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Government takes 10% ownership stake in Intel. What government ideology involves state ownership of key industries, one hint, it begins with a C.
The best at making deals….
June 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The best at making deals….
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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You're dead naming military bases after fervent state rights believers while ordering the Marines into California?
June 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You're dead naming military bases after fervent state rights believers while ordering the Marines into California?
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
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GOP to America:
Stop clinging to your healthcare and retirement.
We are all going to die sometime.
We’re just gonna make sure it happens sooner, and from a homeless shelter.
Stop clinging to your healthcare and retirement.
We are all going to die sometime.
We’re just gonna make sure it happens sooner, and from a homeless shelter.
May 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
GOP to America:
Stop clinging to your healthcare and retirement.
We are all going to die sometime.
We’re just gonna make sure it happens sooner, and from a homeless shelter.
Stop clinging to your healthcare and retirement.
We are all going to die sometime.
We’re just gonna make sure it happens sooner, and from a homeless shelter.
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This morning, like every morning, US President will wake up: paint his face orange, clip on his comical wig, put on a big floppy tie & oversized suit & weird platform shoes, and will go out in the world to steal as much money has he can while undermining US national security & economy & democracy.
May 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This morning, like every morning, US President will wake up: paint his face orange, clip on his comical wig, put on a big floppy tie & oversized suit & weird platform shoes, and will go out in the world to steal as much money has he can while undermining US national security & economy & democracy.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
May 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
He can be the first inmate!
Trump says he will reopen Alcatraz prison
President Donald Trump says he is directing his government to reopen and expand Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a California island that has been closed for more than 60 years.
apnews.com
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He can be the first inmate!
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I love the internet
May 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I love the internet
