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Teacher Condemned and Labelled as a Terrorist For Showing Trump Videos
Teacher Condemned and Labelled as a Terrorist For Showing Trump Videos
OXFORDSHIRE - England - A teacher who showed videos of Trump has been labelled as a terrorist and reported to the authorities, as well as sacked from his job.
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December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Teacher Condemned and Labelled as a Terrorist For Showing Trump Videos
Have a Thought For the Homeless This Christmas
Have a Thought For the Homeless This Christmas
LONDON - England - Thousands of homeless Britons are on the streets this Christmas with no warmth, food or good cheer.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Have a Thought For the Homeless This Christmas
"Comrades, do not worry about Labour cancelling elections!"
"Comrades, do not worry about Labour cancelling elections!"
GRIMSBY - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain has made an announcement about cancelling elections.
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December 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
"Comrades, do not worry about Labour cancelling elections!"
Comrades, All Pub Landlords to be Made into Net Zero Juice
Comrades, All Pub Landlords to be Made into Net Zero Juice
MANCHESTER - England - After much insubordination and protest against Labour MPs. All pub landlords will be made into Net Zero Juice,
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December 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Comrades, All Pub Landlords to be Made into Net Zero Juice
The Geopolitical Outlook For the Next 6 Months
The Geopolitical Outlook For the Next 6 Months
LONDON - England - We give some analysis and projection for the geopolitical outlook for the next six months.
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December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Geopolitical Outlook For the Next 6 Months
Descent into the Dollhouse of Horrors: A Grotesque Guide to "Beauty" That Repels
Descent into the Dollhouse of Horrors: A Grotesque Guide to "Beauty" That Repels
LOS ANGELES - USA - Modern women seem to have taken a wrong turn with what they are doing to themselves. Here is our guide to grotesque "beauty".
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December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Descent into the Dollhouse of Horrors: A Grotesque Guide to "Beauty" That Repels
Epstein Island Photos Reveal Real Crime - The Hideous Décor
Epstein Island Photos Reveal Real Crime - The Hideous Décor
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - With scenes reminiscent of some 1980s horror movie, the decor on Epstein Island can best be described as "grotesque" and "creepy".
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December 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Epstein Island Photos Reveal Real Crime - The Hideous Décor
Bill Clinton: "I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman"
Bill Clinton: "I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman"
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Bill Clinton's office has asserted that the former president never visited Epstein Island.
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December 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Bill Clinton: "I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman"
Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel
Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel
LONDON - England - Forget about economic statistics and fiscal policy to try and fix the ruined economy, the plan is a simple roulette wheel.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel
I Joined the British Army
I Joined the British Army
HACKNEY - England - Many progressive woke LGBTQP Labour Party DEI activists and followers are urged to join the British Army and to be put on the front lines.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I Joined the British Army
Bill Gates: "I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98"
Bill Gates: "I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98"
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - In his defence, Bill Gates was only advising the young ladies on the multiple processes of the Windows 98 system.
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December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bill Gates: "I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98"
Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity
Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity
SCUNTHORPE - England - The PRSB is enacting the Emasculation Charter in schools, where boys will have all remnants of masculinity removed through heavy indoctrination methods.
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December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity
Millions "Teenage Students" Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry
Millions "Teenage Students" Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry
PARIS - France - Millions of "students" are getting ready for the Erasmus Scheme so they can enter the UK and never leave.
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December 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Millions "Teenage Students" Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry
`Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy
`Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy
LONDON - England - Leftists disarm and destroy nations from within and have no positive, useful traits whatsoever.
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December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
`Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy
BBC to Trump: "You Dropped a Bomb on Me!"
BBC to Trump: "You Dropped a Bomb on Me!"
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just dropped a bomb on the BBC worth $10 billion. The Gap Band will explain everything.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
BBC to Trump: "You Dropped a Bomb on Me!"
Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews
Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews
BONDI - Australia - The latest massacre killing 16 Jewish civilians by a terror call, has been celebrated by anti-Semitic protesters and agitators.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews
'Open Borders' Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry
'Open Borders' Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry
HACKNEY - England - The 'open borders' Green Party leader is fed up with the lack of diversity in the cottaging industry.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
'Open Borders' Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry
The Daily Squib Sold Out!
The Daily Squib Sold Out!
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Anthology has sold out!
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December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Daily Squib Sold Out!
"Comrades! It's Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%"
"Comrades! It's Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%"
LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves has praised her heavy taxation policies, which have contracted the economy by another 0.1%.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"Comrades! It's Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%"
Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas
Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas
BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia, which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas.
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December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas
Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway
Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway
LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry?
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December 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway
Argentina: "We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!"
Argentina: "We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!"
BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away the British territory without a fight.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Argentina: "We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!"
Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight
Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight
LIVERPOOL - England - Economists have made a remarkable discovery about how money magically teleports from "working people" to "lazy people" overnight.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight
BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Protesting During von der Leyen EU "Free Speech" Declaration
BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Protesting During von der Leyen EU "Free Speech" Declaration
EU - A man was roughed up and quickly arrested for his right to free speech as the EU president celebrated the EU championing free speech.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Protesting During von der Leyen EU "Free Speech" Declaration
Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades
Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades
SCUNTHORPE - England - Please be patient as the country, through collectivist redistribution of wealth, transitions from socialism to full communism. Thank you.
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December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades