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Attention Helldivers

Attack the remaining illuminates

Please

They're the bad guys
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS:

A symbol of our victory in our home of Super Eartj is on the way

The department of R&D&Fashion are in the midst of sending out capes to all helldivers

You should expect your Super delivery in the coming weeks

Keep on keeping on helldivers, for democracy
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June 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
!!!ALL HELLDIVERS TO DROP PODS!!!

You have a democracy to fight for
MANAGED DEMOCRACY FOREVER! #Helldivers2

The very heart of democracy was threatened. Now, it is time STRIKE BACK at these empty husks puppeteered by TYRANNY.

The AUTOMATON assaults on our jobs, our passions and even our MINDS must come to brutal end.

DRIVE BACK THESE FAKE "INTELLIGENCES!"
June 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The bots are planning something...
To be continued….. :)
June 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
In other words:

If you pass a bug nest or Automaton factory with an ample supply of grenades

Do your duty for democracy
June 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Remember Helldivers

When you're fighting for liberty

You're fighting for the people of Super Earth
June 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
NEW MAJOR ORDER:

Distress calls have been raised from multiple planets. Automaton invasion ships have landed, disrupting ongoing merriment and sanctioned frivolity in the wake of our great victory. The Helldivers must respond immediately to this barbaric assault.

Get out there and spread democracy
June 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
!ATTENTION TO ALL CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH!

While it is easy to get swept up in our latest victory against the squids

Please refrain from consuming any and all corpses or biomatter from any slain Illuminate

While "squid smoothy" sounds delicious and nutritious, it may cause adverse health
June 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
S.E.A.F. NEWS:

In the wake of our victory and defence of Super Earth

S.E.A.F. veterans that aided helldivers in their fight for democracy will be awarded for their valour

An S.E.A.F. soldier was interviewed on this news and started, "I'm just doing what a true citizen should."

Words to live by
June 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted
VICTORY #Helldivers2

Duty. Loyalty. Obedience. These words are the commitments of every single member of the Super Earth Armed Forces.

Many held to those commitments and made the ultimate sacrifice for democracy. Today, the sun rises on our little blue marble because of it.

Super-Earth stands.
May 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH

Malware created by a civilian and being transmitted via satellites on FORT UNION have managed to cause significant damage to the Illuminate fleet

This Super Citizen has been given command of the 405th Cyberwarefare Detachment

Stay safe, Helldivers
May 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

President of Super Earth has been Slain by the Illuminate scum during the attack on Prosperity City

In his last moments, he held back illuminate forces with a pistol in hand

Super earth salutes our fallen president, a true hero of democracy
May 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM