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Why was the Australian's math book in tears? It had too many problems down under! ðŸ¤#Matht#DownUndere#dadjokek#humouru#funnyn#laughgh
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Why did the Aussie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit crook! ðŸ¤#Aussiei#Doctoro#dadjokek#humouru#funnyn#laughgh
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Why did the sheep refuse to take a selfie? Because it was a baah-d photographer! #Sheep #Selfies #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Why did the koala quit his job? Because it was a bit of a nut-cracker! #Koalas #Jobs #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Why do Australians love their meat pies? Because they're 'fair dinkum' good! #MeatPieLove #AustralianFood #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Why do Australians love their coffee? Because it’s a real Aussie ripper#CoffeeLovere#AussiePrided#dadjokek#humouru#funnyn#laughgh
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Why don't Australian kids like maths? Because they're always a bit ‘short’ of the answ#MathsMatterst#ShortAndSweetw#dadjokej#humourm#funnyu#laughaugh
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Why did the Kiwi go to the doctor? It had a fowl temper! #KiwiProblems #FowlLanguage #BirdBrain #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Why do Australians always carry umbrellas? It's not raining, it’s just windy – and they don’t want to get blown away with a full wa#AussieLifei#WindyDaysd#RainCheckn#dadjokea#humourh#funny##laugh#laugh
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Why did the kangaroo quit the job? Because it was hopping mad about working conditions! #worklife #kangaroo #jobhopper #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Why did the Aussie bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Why did the Aussie go to the doctor? Because he had a sheepish cough! #health #cough #sheep #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Why did the sheep go to the gym? To get some wool-works! #fitness #exercise #sheep #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Why did the kangaroo quit his job? He was hopping mad about work conditions! #kangaroo #worklife #mad #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I'm not arguing, just explaining why I’m right. It's a Aussie thing#Aussiei#righth#dadjokek#humouru#funnyn#laughgh
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Why did the Aussie kanga go to therapy? It was having a bit of a 'roo-diculous time! #kangaroo #therapy #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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My wife asked me to take a photo of her with our new baby. I said, 'Sure' and now she’s having twins#familyl#twinsn#photobombm#dadjokek#humouru#funnyn#laughgh
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Why did my Aussie mate bring a ladder to school? To reach his full potential! #school #ladder #potential #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Why did the kangaroo quit his job? He was hopping mad about the pay! #kangaroo #mad #pay #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Why did my wife bring a ladder to dinner? She wanted to escalate her culinary skills! #ladder #dinner #wife #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. #eyebrows #wife #drawing #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Why did my cat go to school? To learn how to paws-itively dominate the teacher. #catsofinstagram #felinefun #purrfectly hilarious #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Why did the kangaroo quit her job? Because she was hopping mad about the pay! #kangaroo #payday #hoppingmad #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Why did the Australian farmer's chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl breath! #australian #chicken #fowl #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM