feels a little criminal to do my shot to Lana Del Rey's "How to disappear" but I guess that's life sometimes

dear lord pls you are giving me content faster than I can pump out books,,

also I fear I did boot up jjk season 2 and I'm a cliche Yuta stan like of course I would also utilize the power of traumatic love to fire humongous pink energy beams at my enemies like HE'S SO ME CODED (don't spoil i'm just a silly anime watcher)

"I Survived the Bay Area and All I Got Was This Shitty Relationship Trauma" promotional book tour t-shirt

experts are telling me that when I banter with men, they don't see it as "whoa, love hanging out with this cool dyke who knows nfl lore", they see it as, "wow, I really want to stick it in this hot girl who will tell me about the 1986 steelers while riding me..."

every lonely Eugene day I get closer and closer to booting up JJK s2 😭😭

shoutout being so fish I can bomb it 120 and slide into my forehand and people still think "wow so feminine!"

God help me…I am sending HYUKOH songs to white girls…

i know we're not supposed to model our strokes off the pros, but are we allowed to model our on-court mannerisms? b/c there's nothing funnier to me than when I miss a drop volley, turn around, and walk pigeon-toed Fognini style to pick up a stray tennis ball like nothing ever happened

The Gate by Marie Howe but instead of:
"This—holding up my cheese and mustard sandwich" its me finding yet another primary-partnered person to date

If u identify as bisexual and you’ve ever topped me just know I will defend your queerness with my life 😭😭😭

there is NOTHING so cunty as an @mlb.com pink Mother's Day bat I love them soooo muchhhhh