Disregard the fact that I spent like twenty minutes trying to track the game down on my PC with the ever present dread of having to start from the top

That totally didn't happen I don't know what you're talking about

A Dark Knight kept using provoke, but I, as Warrior, was just doing so much damage I kept getting aggro from the boss

I didn't even feel bad

Yes, my tanking experience in trials has always boiled down to ending up as the off tank when I'm not Warrior, because every other tank is freaking rabid over being main tank

Which, funnily enough, made for a comical situation in the Omega raids once

Also, total counters;
Fallen down stairs: 1
Lava drank: 1
Naps taken: 1
Arms amputated: 1 (don't ask)
Deaths: 8 (+1)

Combat diff; Hard, then story after death 5(?)
Puzzle diff; Lost in the Fog

Pain was felt

You're welcome

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And they were girlfriends

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Bigger boobs tops?