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Dai Cann Esquire
@daicannesquire.bsky.social
Tattoo artist, "Bad Ape" lookalike contest winner four years running.
Grumbling running pig of the sneering Cosmic elite,red-hot snowflake ,caustic halfwit.,international foreigner,lavatorian Freeman of Atlantis.
(Examining self in bathroom mirror)-Two out of three ain’t bad!
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He must secretly feel a bit dispirited to realize how many people know what a lying shitheel he is. Even more so when he sees this side profile photo and realizes he has a head shaped like a golf club
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Because the people who populate,motivate and maintain NYC are not the same as the xenophobic,entitled heartless fucks who own NYC.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think this could be effective amongst the more casual reform enthusiasts,who you could categorize as “floating voters”. Rather than dogmatic die hard Reformers (previously known as Ukippers,Brexiteers,National Cunts ,Garnettists and Enoch-jockeys),who could be categorized as “voting floaters”.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So they blithely assume they’ll romp into power with total ease,& still don’t think that they therefore need any actual workable policies when they’ve got cut and paste slogans for their trollbots & halfwitted acolytes to shriek at passers-by.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Be a good place to hold a wake.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I thought they used pig carcasses to breed that kind of thing.
August 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Wife of Stephen Miller?

Wife of Stephen Miller?
August 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That’s a pretty long novel for that situation. I would have leant towards haikus if I was him.
July 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It could be worse-you can conceal your weight with a trendy polo neck whereas I have to employ a midrange garden shed.
July 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I personally loved the first series of “Midsomer Driving without due care and attention “
July 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Facilitating murder for financial,tactical and ideological ends is absolutely tolerable in a formalised business setting but must not be commented on by troubadours.
July 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Histrionic showboating from the BoDs leading alta cocker. The assumption that such a shallow and clumsy statement should be afforded deference and any level of credibility is one more demonstration of the entitlement and conceit encouraged in such elite circles.
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What else can you expect from a man who fashions his own toupees from discarded Hebridean pubes?
July 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Well now I have to spend Tuesday feeling sorry for Norwich cathedral’s fibreglass Paddington sculpture. Please exercise more responsibility in posting these upsetting images.
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM