BasedFace
dahzhoo.bsky.social
BasedFace
@dahzhoo.bsky.social
Look at those soft hands with that glossy manicure. He's so strong. He's so powerful.
February 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Mom, can we leave? I think Grandpa has had enough.
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The dumbing down delivered by an overabundance of content and controversy. I feel it myself. There are times I can barely make it through 2 sentences before I want something else. There's just too much for the average American to follow so, like at church, they stay quiet and obey.
February 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Being a federal politician has to be the easiest job. You can easily work the job well into your 80s and 90s. Even if you do a short term, you get excellent healthcare for life. You get pampered everywhere you go. "Oh the Senator is here." You get early access to trends so you can trade stocks. Wow.
February 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
USA! USA!
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Sooooo we can't make healthcare affordable, but we can give $10B to the BoP for which DJT will lead in perpetuity. Got it.

I just want to be sure that I'm following the leadership as a parent. "Sorry kids, I think the holes make the shoes look cool and I need a new putter."
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He's not a prince anymore. He's Touchy Andy.
February 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Some of those that work forces...
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Imagine paying a billion dollars and having to sit through this shit. This could have been an email.
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Closed Captions -- "...Aberbay....Aberjayban...Alberjan and Albenya. Alberjan and Albenya they love peace." (winks and points)
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
This fits America perfectly. We get to watch justice on TV just like a CSI spin-off.🍿
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"via Webex by Cisco" 🤣🤣

I don't watch news media so seeing this gave me a laugh. Media companies can't stop with throwing ads in viewers faces. Unreal. This feels like the Wall-E movie.
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
To capture the young minds whose parents watch this show around the dinner table. Nothing like a cute girl to make it seem cool to be a dickhead. Newsmax is about as propaganda as you can get.

Billionaire media owners want clicks and viewers. Politicians want long-term, loyal voters. a + b = c.
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Playing the role of Neville Chamberlain will be the GOP.
February 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Toronto cold is an experience. It does not matter how many layers you have on, if it's windy the cold will find your bones.
February 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I think it was part of the lure to put more butts in seats.
February 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Trump sharpied this release. There are tells. "Nearly" one hundred dollars means fifty bucks, at best. "Many" attribute it to the deportations means that John Barron attributed it.
February 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
He has Obama mannerisms. My guess is that he's done his homework. Nothing against him, like do you, but you can see the similarities.
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
All those guys down at the ports, who get paid bonuses by moving shipping weight, are regretting their vote. I know plenty of guys who voted for the machismo and now have thinner checks. Meanwhile, they're talking about "I don't know man, but I hope Trump can lower the prices. It's the libs fault."
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It's symbolic. They'll blame the Democrats for not wanting to "save" America. Introducing bills that have no chance to pass is rooted in fascism. It's legislative sabotage.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Oh beautiful
For tax loopholes
For ample ways to save

For tax write-offs
Magically
Somehow you're to blame

Palantir
Sweet Palantir
Don't keep a profile on me

We'll drown those crooks
In the history books
From sea to shining sea!
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Wolf lists reasons to enter the chicken coop.
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It's easier to capture audience member data online and use Palantir to build profiles and stuff. Maybe cross ref that with social data across platforms. You know, to tighten the screws on dissidence. Push the popular hosts off the networks and capture audience data online. Those dirty hippies...
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm gonna start 3D printing soup bowls. Maybe brand them and license the whole thing. Maybe grab some of that sweet VC money along the way. Maybe sell to a fatty m'catty company for big bucks. Maybe run an Insta account for a while. Move my biz offshore, skirt it.

Soup bowls! Soup bowls for sale!
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM