Did not have Virtual Boy rerelease on my bingo card. 🤨
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did not have Virtual Boy rerelease on my bingo card. 🤨
I think I had the worst migraine in my life yesterday. My vision was rippling, ended up going to the ER and I blacked out when I got there and apparently kept talking about taxes when they tried to ask me what was going on.
June 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I think I had the worst migraine in my life yesterday. My vision was rippling, ended up going to the ER and I blacked out when I got there and apparently kept talking about taxes when they tried to ask me what was going on.
The moment when modern Star Trek was ruined
June 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The moment when modern Star Trek was ruined
Gentle forehead kisses available upon request*
*sitting in my lap
*sitting in my lap
May 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gentle forehead kisses available upon request*
*sitting in my lap
*sitting in my lap
Every morning I try the “don’t cry while doing your makeup challenge.”
Today was a failure.
Today was a failure.
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Every morning I try the “don’t cry while doing your makeup challenge.”
Today was a failure.
Today was a failure.
I wish my tummy would stop hurting 😞
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I wish my tummy would stop hurting 😞
Every day I feel more and more like: FUCK this guy
May 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Every day I feel more and more like: FUCK this guy
I’m so fucking on edge I get set off in the smallest things 😭
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’m so fucking on edge I get set off in the smallest things 😭
I’m not a survivor. I’m gonna check out as soon as shit starts to get bad. Sucks that days seems to getting here a lot sooner. Guess it’s good I didn’t get that Switch 2 preorder.
April 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m not a survivor. I’m gonna check out as soon as shit starts to get bad. Sucks that days seems to getting here a lot sooner. Guess it’s good I didn’t get that Switch 2 preorder.
These are perfect when you’re craving some florist foam 🤤
April 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
These are perfect when you’re craving some florist foam 🤤
Speaking of shitty UI/UX it took my three attempts to figure out why this keep jumping to 18 hours of sleep when I tried to add an hour.
April 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Speaking of shitty UI/UX it took my three attempts to figure out why this keep jumping to 18 hours of sleep when I tried to add an hour.
Society if video games stopped putting a new notification next to every single fucking thing in thirty pages of menus
April 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Society if video games stopped putting a new notification next to every single fucking thing in thirty pages of menus
Of course that’s where he’s decided his spot is
April 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Of course that’s where he’s decided his spot is
At least the new season of Black Mirror drops tomorrow so I’ll have something less horrifying than reality to distract me.
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
At least the new season of Black Mirror drops tomorrow so I’ll have something less horrifying than reality to distract me.
Reposted
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When I make turkey burgers I make a little unseasoned patty for the cats. I call it a Mr. Bast Burger for its superiority to a similar burger peddled by some YouTuber.
April 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When I make turkey burgers I make a little unseasoned patty for the cats. I call it a Mr. Bast Burger for its superiority to a similar burger peddled by some YouTuber.
Happy TDoV 🦋 peeps!
Also just wanna send a nice fuck you to the annoying orange and elmo from reichland.
Also just wanna send a nice fuck you to the annoying orange and elmo from reichland.
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Happy TDoV 🦋 peeps!
Also just wanna send a nice fuck you to the annoying orange and elmo from reichland.
Also just wanna send a nice fuck you to the annoying orange and elmo from reichland.
Washing machine had done like seven loads since yesterday and hasn’t exploded yet!
March 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Washing machine had done like seven loads since yesterday and hasn’t exploded yet!
Joe Biden’s Parks and Rec cameo hits different in 2025.
March 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Joe Biden’s Parks and Rec cameo hits different in 2025.
I think I may have fixed my washing machine. We’ll see once my test load is complete.
March 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think I may have fixed my washing machine. We’ll see once my test load is complete.
Bashir spending this scene thinking “he’s hot but can I forgive the war crimes?”
March 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bashir spending this scene thinking “he’s hot but can I forgive the war crimes?”
Spent two hours taking the washing machine apart. Hopefully have the right part ordered to fix it.
March 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Spent two hours taking the washing machine apart. Hopefully have the right part ordered to fix it.
Tonight’s dinner. Honey Cajun salmon filet, mash potatoes with white pepper turkey sausage gravy and a yeast roll 🤤😋
March 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tonight’s dinner. Honey Cajun salmon filet, mash potatoes with white pepper turkey sausage gravy and a yeast roll 🤤😋