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Daft Wullie
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There hasn't been a single ai image created that had an ounce of the soul or comedic energy that this simple stickman pisspost has.
Stickman comic made up of four panels. First panel a stickman runs in to tell another stickman "hey check out how hard i can pee" Second panel shows the stickman peeing with his hands on his knees while "PWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFSSSSSSHHHHHHFFFFFFWWWWWW" is written at the top Third panel is a zoomed out view, now we can see the second stickman looking at the pisser, with slumped shoulders and a bent look of defeat Fourth panel is an extreme close up of the defeated stickman's nonexistant face, and yet you can feel its confusion
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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"Laughterhouse! That sounds awesome, I love to laugh! Aherherherherher"
Black and white drawings of a woman looking upwards with a look of consternation. She's got a noose around her neck, a small bottle of poison in her right hand and is pointing a revolver at her head with her left.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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All my homies hate the Salvation Army

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeleto...
Drawing of The Salvation Army marching with their flag in front, followed closely by The Skeleton Army, with their skull and crossbones banner held high
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Ah, well, if you're ever in the mood for a gothic haunted Xanadu then I'd recommend a rewatch. The acting is not great, but the house is to die for!

This corridor has lived rent free in my head for years. I'd unironically put one in my house if mold and algae wasn't a thing.
Screenshot from the movie The Haunting from 1999. Two people are running down a hallway. The floor is filled with water and they have to walk on a path made to look like piles of books lying in the water. On each side is a large number of square columns with upturned cup-shaped electric lights affixed to them, somehow illuminating very little despite being so many
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Dwayne McDuffie made fun of the character and Bendis (I think?) In this Justice League Of America comic page

Apparently the silent panel originally had him ask if he could use the n-word and the editor cut it, hence the weird last panel
Comic page First panel: bald white guy says "first I have to say the magic words..." Second panel: bald white guy, who's also fat, screams "Black Power!" And a jolt of purple lightning hits him Third panel: guy is now a muscled black with an afro and gold chain, and a woman is looking at him, he says "what's happenin' baby? Meet the Brown Bomber! I only have my powers when I turn black, or should I say African American? Anyway, they only last for one hour. I call it C.P.T" Fourth panel is exactly the same as the last one but no text Fifth panel: exactly the same again but now the woman is saying "no, you absolutely can't"
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"Have you found the bathroom Trans functioner??"
The two weird scandinavian guys from Dude Where's My Car, wearing odd leather tanktops and extremely 00s sunglasses
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I've found a surprising amount of old Playboy and Hustler comics that were funny or downright sweet, among all the ones that are just (understandably) porn or (much less understandably) rape "jokes".
Drawing of a blackhaired woman sitting in an armchair, looking up at her husband who's standing next to her. He's wearing an extravagant 16th century-style dress, with a giant ruff and skirts, a long train and lots of lace at their wrists etc, like something Queen Elizabeth I would have worn. The text underneath says: Gerald, you know from the beginning of our marriage I've understood, but you must be practical. We simply can't afford your being a transvestite from that particular historical era.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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"But first, a word from our sponsor..."
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The costume department made him look really stupid, tho, so that was fun
Picture of Michael Rapaport drom the set of Justified. He's sitting in front of an airboat and looking into the camera, attempting to smolder but only managing a gormless expression. He's wearing a dark brown plaid shirt with the arms cut off, to show off his pasty biceps and shoulders. At the edge of the frame you can see a hint of the big leather bracelets he wore.
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I can't believe they just doxxed Catherine Zeta-Jones like that!
Cover of the 1996 version of Titanic, starring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Peter Gallagher. Their big heads are at the top, above the title and the ship sinking, fire belching from the smokestacks.
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Smh, can't believe you guys would endorse the evil al-qaeda watch like that

it's the biggest watch threat to our freedoms since oldtimey villains loved those wind up alarm clocks with the little hammer that hits two bells!!!
Picture of Osama Bin Laden sitting with his knees crossed and his hands in his lap. There's a blue circle around his wrist and the section has been enlarged on the left, showing the casio watch strapped to his wrist.
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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A more innocent time for 4chan memes.
Screenshot of a 4chan post. A cover photo of the show Cheers has been edited so that all their faces look like The Punisher (Frank Castle) as drawn by Steve Dillon. The show intro song has also been edited: Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got... Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot! Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go... Where everybody knows you're Frank, And they're always glas you're Frank! You wanna be where you can see, Our faces are all the same You wanna be everybody knows... You're Frank. You wanna go where people know, People are all the Frank, You wanna go where everybody knows... You're Frank.
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I learnt that from a silly Alan Moore comic of all places
Satirical comic page chronicling the fall of the Kool-Aid man as if he was a washed-up famous person doing an interview. Panel 1: He's got beard stubble and is crying, saying "what happened next, I swear this is true, Hunter S. Thompson held me down while Wolfe pissed into my head... Everybody laughed. I can still hear Jann Wenner's high-pitched girlish giggle... I-I'm sorry can we cut?" Panel 2: He's walking down a street huddled in a big coat with a voice-over saying "After that everything started to fall to pieces. The soft-drink company threatened me with breach of contract unless I cleaned up my act... I was down in the dumps. I needed something —ANYTHING— to fill the hollowness inside me... Panel 3: He's sitting in a dark office, face in darkness and saying "... It was around this time I first met the Reverend Jim Jones. Panel 4: A shot of the Jones compound, dead people on the ground and a table with dripping pitcher on it in the foreground, and a voice-over saying "And yes, okay, I MET him, and yes, I DID visit the stockade, In Guyana, but on the day, you know, when it happened... I WASN'T THERE!" Panel 5: he's wildly gesticulating and saying " That was the flavor-ade man! The inquiry said so! The mass suicide... all those dead children... I promise you, I had absolutely nothing to do with it! Absolutely nothing at all!" Panel 6: He's got his head in his hands, crying silently. Panle 7: He says " ...I wish to christ I could stop GRINNING..." as the iconic Kool-aid man is emblazoned on his face, as it has been in all the panels, despite his emotions. Instead of The End it says OH, YEAAHH!
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I was flabbergasted to find out that this was so badly received! I've always looked at it like a Hellblazer story because it feels like something ol' conjob would end up in. The Sin Eater was such a neat character and the atmosphere with stuff like the underground antipope set is just great.
Rotten Tomatoes page for the movie The Order from 2003, also called The Sin Eater. It's got 10% on the tomatometer and 38% on the popcornmeter.
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Aaah, for just one time...
I would take the Northwest Passage!
To find the light of Franklin...
Glowing o'er the Beaufort Sea!
Black and white photo of Stan Rogers sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and playing a guitar while singing.
August 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The prankster is The Superstickler's greatest nemesis in my mind because of this one.
Cover from The Superman Family comic. Superman is grabbing a short round man in funny clothes by the shirt with a look on his face that is possibly the angriest Superman has ever been drawn. He is incredibly mad. The man, called The Prankster, is saying "there's no law against putting pennies in my ears, SUPERSTOOP!" and Superman is shouting "Stop it, Prankster! Stop it or I'll... I'll KILL YOU!" Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane, Perry White and supergirl are looking on in horror and trying to restrain him from murdering the poor man. Comic page First panel: The Prankster is putting pennies in his ears while a news crew films him. Text box in the upper left corner with Superman's face on it: ... and to prove it, I'll be in Hawaii for his next 'prank' -- But this time I'll come prepared..." News crew: Here in downtown Honolulu, the Prankster is sticking pennies in his ears--! Second panel: Superman flies in with his cape stretched out in front of him to capture The Prankster Superman: that's right -- and he's under arrest for it! Random man: WHAAT?! Superman: you heard me! Prankster may not be colouring with a full box of crayons... but insanity doesn't exempt him from the law! Third panel: Superman has Prankster by the scruff of his neck but the crowd is angrily intervening. First man: aww, come on, superman -- you're being pretty! Second man: yeah -- leave him alone! He aint hurting nobody! Superman: maybe not -- but I did some reading up on Hawaii's laws... And putting pennies in your ears is ILLEGAL here! Third panel: a cop putting pennies in his ears takes up most of the space Superman: Don't blame me -- I didn't make the law! Cop: no -- but you're the only lawman enforcing it! Man: and of you're going to arrest the little guy, you're gonna hafta arrest us, too! Fourth panel: Superman has Prankster wrapped up in his cape and they're surrounded by people putting pennies in their ears Man: you gonna arrest us ALL, Superman? Woman: hey! Better check the BOOK, Super-stickler-- Second man: Maybe there's a law against hoarding copper! Haw, haw, haw! Superman: STOP IT! Fifth panel: split into two where it zooms in on Superman's face as he gets angrier Text box at the top: bullets bouncing off his chest escape his notice... and he can stand in the heart of the sun and barely feel warm... but ridicule cuts the man off steel to the quick! Superman in first panel: Stop it... Superman in second panel, angry as hell: ... I... Said STOP IT!
July 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Sadly I can't claim it as my work. It came from a thread where everyone was shitting on this particular painting of his because of how trash it is
Hitler painting of a building with an outside set of stairs that cuts off the corner of a window, with another window that doesn't follow the angle of the wall it's on. And some bushes and trees. It's not a masterpiece.
May 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Me when I hear "these will be recognised as brilliant one day actually"
Meme template where a character looks at their computer screen and then directly at the reader with a doubtful expression. Instead of a character it's two windows taken from one of Hitler's paintings of a wall on a building, where one window is correctly facing right because of the angle of the wall while the other is painted squarely on, facing the viewer, despite the impossible angle. Hitler was not a very good painter.
May 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Meme made up of two screenshots from the ending of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, where Matthew Broderick is wearing a nightgown and speaking directly to the camera, delivering the moral of the movie. Panel one: Life moves pretty fast. Panel two, zoomed in: If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could kill two women in an automobile accident in northern Ireland. This is something Matthew Broderick actually did. He paid a £100 fine.
May 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Edited twitter meme screenshot. Profile picture of a shoebilled stork. The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm Me shopping: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me cooking: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
May 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Cropped image from the nsfw webcomic Oglaf There are four scantily clad red devils wearing sexy high-heeled boots, two male and two female, and one pope in the middle. They've got their arms around each other's shoulders and are dancing by kicking their right legs out. There's fire beneath them. They're all smiling and singings "sexy sexy pope pope poooooope"
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I thought we were having a punk wedding
A Simpsons meme where two screenshots from the Steamed Hams scene has been edited. In the first panel Superintendent Chalmers has been edited to have a green mohawk and studded leather choker, with the text "I thought we were punk" In the second panel Principal Skinner is putting down a tray filled with various steampunk things. He's wearing a tophat that has brass cogs and goggles on it.
May 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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I have the cursed knowledge that it was Hitler's favourite movie. Since it never released in Germany he had a private German-dubbed copy he'd watch at home, he even drew fanart
Four drawings of Disney characters made by Hitler. Three dwarves from Snow White and Pinocchio.
March 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Don't forget to stay safe on Palantir, my friend!
Meme made up of four panels from LOTR, when Gandalf and Saruman are speaking. Panel 1: A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman. Panel 2: They are not all accounted for. We do not know who else may be watching. Panel 3: That is why I use Nord VPN. With Nord VPN, my identity is protected so I can stay safe when using my palantir. With dedicated servers across all of Midde Earth, I can use it knowing that my thoughts don't end up in the wrong hands. Panel 4, focused on Saruman's face as if he's speaking to the camera: And right now, you can enjoy 50% of your first 12 months by using my code ISTARI5. It would be wise my friend.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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A man so honest that he makes some hardened big city folk honest and trusting as well.
Cover of Due South, featuring the Canadian Mountie protagonist in his red uniform and hat, next to his white dog.
February 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM