Devin
@daftslayer.bsky.social
Gaymer, spin rat, tech nerd, LGBTQIA+ rights advocate, and brain rotted by competition reality TV.
Opinions are my own
Opinions are my own
Happy Valentine’s Day you real housewives gays
February 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day you real housewives gays
It’s 2025 and I still can’t move playlists between folders, create new folders, or shuffle all the tracks in a folder. Apple Music can take a note from Windows 3.1
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s 2025 and I still can’t move playlists between folders, create new folders, or shuffle all the tracks in a folder. Apple Music can take a note from Windows 3.1
How is this girl next to me on the flight SLEEPING thru the burn book text reading scene when Angie claims Bronwyn wears a hot dog suit because she’s good at sucking d*** #rhoslc
January 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How is this girl next to me on the flight SLEEPING thru the burn book text reading scene when Angie claims Bronwyn wears a hot dog suit because she’s good at sucking d*** #rhoslc
Is anyone else’s IG algorithm a wicked combo of thirst traps, plastic surgery, hims, ozempic, and Nintendo ads? Or is it just me?
January 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is anyone else’s IG algorithm a wicked combo of thirst traps, plastic surgery, hims, ozempic, and Nintendo ads? Or is it just me?
I just witnessed my first bear train and life will never be the same again.
Happy 2025 ❤️
Happy 2025 ❤️
December 31, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I just witnessed my first bear train and life will never be the same again.
Happy 2025 ❤️
Happy 2025 ❤️
One of my best friends texting me she is expecting her second child and this is my current view. Happy gay new year
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
One of my best friends texting me she is expecting her second child and this is my current view. Happy gay new year
Being called a big ladyboy instead of a f-slur in BKK on the street has a nicer ring to it
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Being called a big ladyboy instead of a f-slur in BKK on the street has a nicer ring to it
Bangkok bound! Wild that the NYE circuit party is on the last day of parties. Totally expect to be the most alive there hehe
December 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Bangkok bound! Wild that the NYE circuit party is on the last day of parties. Totally expect to be the most alive there hehe
My body is about 70% sodium, 50% of the way into this South Asia excursion
December 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My body is about 70% sodium, 50% of the way into this South Asia excursion
It’s 2024 and guys still no call no show their hookup plans.
December 13, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It’s 2024 and guys still no call no show their hookup plans.
About to send the biggest fuck you over an email in my entire life
December 12, 2024 at 1:22 PM
About to send the biggest fuck you over an email in my entire life
Nothing is more low effort in text communication than sending someone a link with no context
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Nothing is more low effort in text communication than sending someone a link with no context
An Italian would take justice into his own hands. Just like his ancestors who kept well drinks under $5 in NYC gay bars and mild to moderate homophobia
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 PM
An Italian would take justice into his own hands. Just like his ancestors who kept well drinks under $5 in NYC gay bars and mild to moderate homophobia
Something gives me peace knowing I didn’t join the HMD coat check line around 1am last night
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Something gives me peace knowing I didn’t join the HMD coat check line around 1am last night
Feels surreal being that “daddy” gay and have early 20-something twinks be your most frequent inbound on the hookup apps.
December 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Feels surreal being that “daddy” gay and have early 20-something twinks be your most frequent inbound on the hookup apps.
What do my officemates do when they find a dead pest? Call the super to pick it up???
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
What do my officemates do when they find a dead pest? Call the super to pick it up???
I don’t have any utilities running to my building, and I am answering a question about AI for a customer that if you ask it for a cartoon mouse with big circular ears + red suspenders with white buttons and yellow shoes in a garden, what does the model output.
What the fuck is my life.
What the fuck is my life.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I don’t have any utilities running to my building, and I am answering a question about AI for a customer that if you ask it for a cartoon mouse with big circular ears + red suspenders with white buttons and yellow shoes in a garden, what does the model output.
What the fuck is my life.
What the fuck is my life.
Did you know insurance companies find your social media and will use your posts in their claim research?
If you’re reading this State Farm, hi hello good to see ya!
If you’re reading this State Farm, hi hello good to see ya!
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Did you know insurance companies find your social media and will use your posts in their claim research?
If you’re reading this State Farm, hi hello good to see ya!
If you’re reading this State Farm, hi hello good to see ya!
TIL mentioning you are dealing with crispy apartment and the labyrinth of city approvals, contractors, assessors, and insurance companies whilst in a meeting about removing one click in a software process doesn’t garner the grander perspective of the world you’d think it would.
December 2, 2024 at 11:03 PM
TIL mentioning you are dealing with crispy apartment and the labyrinth of city approvals, contractors, assessors, and insurance companies whilst in a meeting about removing one click in a software process doesn’t garner the grander perspective of the world you’d think it would.
Thank for your positive energy and generous support yesterday. Short version is FDNY tore up my walls putting the 🔥 out but nothing of value was lost. Will be hopping between NJ and sleepovers in NYC with fam.
Life throws us a lot of moments where we need to act on our feet. Can never do it alone.
Life throws us a lot of moments where we need to act on our feet. Can never do it alone.
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Thank for your positive energy and generous support yesterday. Short version is FDNY tore up my walls putting the 🔥 out but nothing of value was lost. Will be hopping between NJ and sleepovers in NYC with fam.
Life throws us a lot of moments where we need to act on our feet. Can never do it alone.
Life throws us a lot of moments where we need to act on our feet. Can never do it alone.
All of the kitchen fires my sims started growing up did not prepare me for the real life version.
(No injuries or massive losses! Just a ton of process and waiting.)
(No injuries or massive losses! Just a ton of process and waiting.)
November 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
All of the kitchen fires my sims started growing up did not prepare me for the real life version.
(No injuries or massive losses! Just a ton of process and waiting.)
(No injuries or massive losses! Just a ton of process and waiting.)
My Italian cousins are about to die on the hill that brown coffee = coffee without milk and sugar and black coffee = espresso and water.
November 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My Italian cousins are about to die on the hill that brown coffee = coffee without milk and sugar and black coffee = espresso and water.
Me, the gay at the family Thanksgiving function to the straights watching football: “Where are we in this game?”
Them: …uhh
Them: …uhh
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Me, the gay at the family Thanksgiving function to the straights watching football: “Where are we in this game?”
Them: …uhh
Them: …uhh
When the family pics come out at Thanksgiving and you find out this hussy was writing notes to your Grandma 🔥
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
When the family pics come out at Thanksgiving and you find out this hussy was writing notes to your Grandma 🔥
“I have a word. BEEZ.” - your mom on Thanksgiving eve
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 AM
“I have a word. BEEZ.” - your mom on Thanksgiving eve