Coffee
@daftcoffee.bsky.social
Old gadgy owned by Coffee the dog, usually being dragged around the parks, beaches and pubs of Sunderland.
[Dogs, footy, Sunderland, music, alcohol, and never ever politics.]
[Dogs, footy, Sunderland, music, alcohol, and never ever politics.]
Autumn's here, winters coming, I need fattening up! Quick, feed me while there's time!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Autumn's here, winters coming, I need fattening up! Quick, feed me while there's time!!
If you go down to the woods today....
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If you go down to the woods today....
Her Majesty would like to inform her subjects it is her birthday today. You will celebrate and bring gifts.
Or else.
Or else.
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Her Majesty would like to inform her subjects it is her birthday today. You will celebrate and bring gifts.
Or else.
Or else.
And the award for the first idiot dog to drop their ball over the side of the new Sunderland footbridge goes to....
August 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
And the award for the first idiot dog to drop their ball over the side of the new Sunderland footbridge goes to....
Did someone say sweeties?
August 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did someone say sweeties?
What you been doing Coffee??
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What you been doing Coffee??
Bit of a metallic taste but ice cream is ice cream....
April 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bit of a metallic taste but ice cream is ice cream....
just riding a giant hedgehog.....
March 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
just riding a giant hedgehog.....
Disgracefully someone ran off with a football and burst it, I hope they're feeling proud of themselves.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is.
March 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Disgracefully someone ran off with a football and burst it, I hope they're feeling proud of themselves.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is.
Poop scoop that y'bugger!
March 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Poop scoop that y'bugger!
County Durham announces strict new border policy...
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
County Durham announces strict new border policy...
Delighted to see work's started today on the Crown Works film studios in Pallion, Sunderland, even if it does mean we've lost a walking route.
- Coffee, rover reporter, Pallywood!
- Coffee, rover reporter, Pallywood!
February 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Delighted to see work's started today on the Crown Works film studios in Pallion, Sunderland, even if it does mean we've lost a walking route.
- Coffee, rover reporter, Pallywood!
- Coffee, rover reporter, Pallywood!
No, you go over and sit on the towel, I'm comfortable here thank you.
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No, you go over and sit on the towel, I'm comfortable here thank you.
"Not windy enough? Is that a challenge?"
February 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Not windy enough? Is that a challenge?"
Coffee! Look at these! Act like a live wire!
no.
no.
February 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Coffee! Look at these! Act like a live wire!
no.
no.
No matter what, Coffee really doesn't do "happy" early in the morning...
January 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No matter what, Coffee really doesn't do "happy" early in the morning...
Me: oh what a lovely eery mist over the river this fine morning.
Coffee: THROW. THE. BALL.
Coffee: THROW. THE. BALL.
January 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: oh what a lovely eery mist over the river this fine morning.
Coffee: THROW. THE. BALL.
Coffee: THROW. THE. BALL.
"Get out of the way, you're ruining the photo!"
January 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Get out of the way, you're ruining the photo!"
"Right, I've come all this way with you, where's my treat?"
January 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Right, I've come all this way with you, where's my treat?"