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DOG: It all started when I discovered my tail

DOG THERAPIST: *looking up from notes* And what did vou do?

DOG: *sobbing uncontrollably* I STARTED CHASING IT AND NOW I CAN’T STOP
August 30, 2023 at 3:25 PM
[spelling bee]

Your word is 'apathy.’

"Can you please use it in a sentence?"

Of course I can, but does anyone really care?
August 26, 2023 at 7:28 PM
[second date]

HER: I think this is moving too fast.

ME: But I think it'll really work out.

HER: Look, I just don't want my dog moving in with you.
August 26, 2023 at 6:34 PM