Jon
@daffycitric.bsky.social
Slowly reintroducing corduroy back into my life, one shirt at a time. 🏴 🍀
Yeah fine thanks, it was only temporary thankfully.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yeah fine thanks, it was only temporary thankfully.
I slipped a disc back in May, never felt anything like it, excruciating.
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I slipped a disc back in May, never felt anything like it, excruciating.
You're never getting into the US now.
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You're never getting into the US now.
Do you remember someone on twitter saying something like, the faggot removal was political correctness gone mad, and Shane McGowan replied with 'shut the fuck up'? Peak twitter.
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Do you remember someone on twitter saying something like, the faggot removal was political correctness gone mad, and Shane McGowan replied with 'shut the fuck up'? Peak twitter.
I wonder what he really did.
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wonder what he really did.
Loved Early Doors. "Was he in a state of arousal"? "No, he was in a Ford Escort".
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Loved Early Doors. "Was he in a state of arousal"? "No, he was in a Ford Escort".
Great times, Welcome to the Pleasuredome was the first album I ever bought.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Great times, Welcome to the Pleasuredome was the first album I ever bought.
Conveniently in 2 parts though, watch the creators story one night and the creatures the following night.
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Conveniently in 2 parts though, watch the creators story one night and the creatures the following night.
Bin them all and get on the toblerone.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Bin them all and get on the toblerone.
Also easier to clean up in the morning when it's frozen.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Also easier to clean up in the morning when it's frozen.
I'll unlikely even watch it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'll unlikely even watch it.
My online orders were mostly pizza to go with the wine.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My online orders were mostly pizza to go with the wine.
I made that mistake flying to Australia with Royal Brunei.
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I made that mistake flying to Australia with Royal Brunei.
Keep the cup as potential fancy dress.
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Keep the cup as potential fancy dress.
Great world cup and the most entertaining side ever to play the game... not Italy sorry! I loved the celebration in the final.
August 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Great world cup and the most entertaining side ever to play the game... not Italy sorry! I loved the celebration in the final.
We're determined to be unhealthy, that'll show them.
July 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We're determined to be unhealthy, that'll show them.
My Norma tries that with magpies in the garden and they really take liberties with her.
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My Norma tries that with magpies in the garden and they really take liberties with her.
It's actually pronounced Uranus, but where's the fun in that?
July 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It's actually pronounced Uranus, but where's the fun in that?
They couldn't pay me to go.
July 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
They couldn't pay me to go.