mleat kunf
@daffodilbitch.bsky.social
Views expressed here are the opinions of your ex-wife.
she/her
she/her
going to try being not on this website for a bit. nothing happened i just hate computers. hope this helps
May 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
going to try being not on this website for a bit. nothing happened i just hate computers. hope this helps
i have a cold, bug chasers hmu
May 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i have a cold, bug chasers hmu
why do they call it "69" when "ouroboral" was right there
May 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
why do they call it "69" when "ouroboral" was right there
i ended up on some mailing list for a long-term covid study and whenever i fill it out i wonder if i'm the only person in their survey pool who has never tested positive for covid
May 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i ended up on some mailing list for a long-term covid study and whenever i fill it out i wonder if i'm the only person in their survey pool who has never tested positive for covid
my gender is "cis woman whose pronouns people pointedly ask for"
May 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
my gender is "cis woman whose pronouns people pointedly ask for"
no dude i wasn't fucking your wife. i was just transvestigating her. had to check if her pussy was real. you're welcome by the way
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
no dude i wasn't fucking your wife. i was just transvestigating her. had to check if her pussy was real. you're welcome by the way
today I went to the dentist and when the doctor looked in my mouth he literally said "finally, someone showing me some good teeth today!" and I don't think anything this good will ever happen to me again
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
today I went to the dentist and when the doctor looked in my mouth he literally said "finally, someone showing me some good teeth today!" and I don't think anything this good will ever happen to me again
told my coworker about oncest today
April 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
told my coworker about oncest today
[communist HR professional voice] why build equity when you can build diversity and inclusion instead?
April 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[communist HR professional voice] why build equity when you can build diversity and inclusion instead?
spending an hour on my phone scrolling articles about how i should spend less time on my phone and nodding my head in agreement
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
spending an hour on my phone scrolling articles about how i should spend less time on my phone and nodding my head in agreement
she/her in the streets, he/him in the sheets
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
she/her in the streets, he/him in the sheets
"what if i got you pregnant and then you dirty deleted it?"
"it's ok, i'd still lactate"
"it's ok, i'd still lactate"
"you think i'm not a normie because i asked you to get me pregnant?" @daffodilbitch.bsky.social, just now
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"what if i got you pregnant and then you dirty deleted it?"
"it's ok, i'd still lactate"
"it's ok, i'd still lactate"
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"you think i'm not a normie because i asked you to get me pregnant?" @daffodilbitch.bsky.social, just now
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"you think i'm not a normie because i asked you to get me pregnant?" @daffodilbitch.bsky.social, just now
Reposted by mleat kunf
actually an incredible bit that the rimworld vore fetish mod has an april fools update that turns all conversations into the bee movie script and if you ask about it you accidentally self report that you installed the rimworld vore fetish mod
April 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
actually an incredible bit that the rimworld vore fetish mod has an april fools update that turns all conversations into the bee movie script and if you ask about it you accidentally self report that you installed the rimworld vore fetish mod
Reposted by mleat kunf
woke doom where before shooting the demons you have to ask them their freaking PRONOUNS
April 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
woke doom where before shooting the demons you have to ask them their freaking PRONOUNS
one of my exes should become an internationally successful pop star and write a song about how much they hate me. i think that would be funny
March 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
one of my exes should become an internationally successful pop star and write a song about how much they hate me. i think that would be funny
"writing can be taught" just a lie pushed by Big Writing to sell more english professors
March 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"writing can be taught" just a lie pushed by Big Writing to sell more english professors
man vs bear? sick, can i watch?
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
man vs bear? sick, can i watch?
you've heard of girlboss now get ready for girldog
March 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
you've heard of girlboss now get ready for girldog
this is how you know it's getting good
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this is how you know it's getting good
girl who opens her suitcase to reveal a second smaller suitcase and when she opens that one there's a third even smaller suitcase inside
March 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
girl who opens her suitcase to reveal a second smaller suitcase and when she opens that one there's a third even smaller suitcase inside
*ggs are getting really expensive
March 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
*ggs are getting really expensive
hit me with your mleat kunf, steal me with a kiss
i'm gonna be your daffodil bitch
i'm gonna be your daffodil bitch
March 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
hit me with your mleat kunf, steal me with a kiss
i'm gonna be your daffodil bitch
i'm gonna be your daffodil bitch