The Emperor protects Pat. Get in there, kill the heretics.

I deleted twitter from my phone and my mood improved significantly.

I'm so ready.

Really good game all the way through.

Mono-red or rakdos madness decks in pauper play 4 copies of uncastable sneaky snacker.

A lot of banger sets recently, but FIN was just the best. DMU and NEO were also great.

Every deck is like it's own puzzle anyways and the cards are incomprehensible when you read them.

good game

Reply with "ex mallet smash" to ruin someone's day.

looks bad, runs worse

Masterpiece

*cackle*

Commander is a fundamentally flawed format. I've seen it described like if 60 card constructed formats are a race then edh is a custom car show. You're there to show off your deck not go fast.
You should try cube. I think it's the best way to play magic.

might as well start over

Hopefully they have some sort of breakthrough cause this beta really tanked my excitement for the game.

the one time he dresses as something different