Ang has adhd
@daedric-prince.bsky.social
"professional" shitposter: the bisexual polyamorous kinky genderqueer vegan that Fox News warned you about...now with [they/them] PRONOUNS!
gossip girl spoilers (feel free to buy me Chuck's wardrobe)
gossip girl spoilers (feel free to buy me Chuck's wardrobe)
Sometimes I don’t understand how I haven’t gone viral because I’m legit hilarious. But you know what they say: “be with the one that makes you laugh” and I’m stuck with me for life so I guess it’s fine that only I think I’m funny
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sometimes I don’t understand how I haven’t gone viral because I’m legit hilarious. But you know what they say: “be with the one that makes you laugh” and I’m stuck with me for life so I guess it’s fine that only I think I’m funny
Ah shit, I meant to not talk about trains so that I don’t end up on a watchlist but also I’ve been dying to talk about how much I love the engineer nameplates on the engines of VRE trains. Rode on a train with a blank one today and I was like “but who’s driving this thing???”
June 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ah shit, I meant to not talk about trains so that I don’t end up on a watchlist but also I’ve been dying to talk about how much I love the engineer nameplates on the engines of VRE trains. Rode on a train with a blank one today and I was like “but who’s driving this thing???”
I’m really grateful for the kind and gentle way that my therapist gets me to realize that my train of thought seems like it makes sense but is actually deeply flawed
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m really grateful for the kind and gentle way that my therapist gets me to realize that my train of thought seems like it makes sense but is actually deeply flawed
Put Lewis’s underpants in my grange display in #stardewvalley and in the spring they’re going in the soup
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Put Lewis’s underpants in my grange display in #stardewvalley and in the spring they’re going in the soup
Can this Dan and Blair thing just be done now please? idgaf who Dan ends up with but Blair and Chuck are meant to be.
March 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Can this Dan and Blair thing just be done now please? idgaf who Dan ends up with but Blair and Chuck are meant to be.
What does it mean????
March 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What does it mean????
mood but also thank you suzanne
just finished sunrise on the reaping. fuck you suzanne
March 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
mood but also thank you suzanne
If you've finished Sunrise on the Reaping please talk to me because I gotta talk to someone and none of my irl friends have read it yet
March 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you've finished Sunrise on the Reaping please talk to me because I gotta talk to someone and none of my irl friends have read it yet
Started reading Sunrise on the Reaping and I'm not gonna spoil anything but my goodness, the feels.
March 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Started reading Sunrise on the Reaping and I'm not gonna spoil anything but my goodness, the feels.
This Juliet bitch has got to go. And am I supposed to know who this dude in jail is?
March 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This Juliet bitch has got to go. And am I supposed to know who this dude in jail is?
Red gown and fuchsia clutch, seriously, Blair? I thought colorblindness ran on the Y chromosome
March 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Red gown and fuchsia clutch, seriously, Blair? I thought colorblindness ran on the Y chromosome
ffs Dan that’s not your baby
March 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
ffs Dan that’s not your baby
Alright, whatever, Serena.
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Alright, whatever, Serena.
Like this isn’t even a problem if you talk about your feelings, just be a fuckin triad
And don't even get me started on how dumb Dan was with Lizzie McGuire
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Like this isn’t even a problem if you talk about your feelings, just be a fuckin triad
Fuck off Jenny, toy sailboats look fun as hell
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fuck off Jenny, toy sailboats look fun as hell
And don't even get me started on how dumb Dan was with Lizzie McGuire
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And don't even get me started on how dumb Dan was with Lizzie McGuire
"Because it's Tripp" bitch how about "because you did the same fuckin thing, Nate"???
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Because it's Tripp" bitch how about "because you did the same fuckin thing, Nate"???
Tweed suit, purple tie. How did I allow doubt into my heart?
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Tweed suit, purple tie. How did I allow doubt into my heart?
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Anyway, back to gossip girl. s3:e10. Let's see if Serena is really gonna do that thing she shouldn't do even though I'm like "Serena, no!" and if Chuck's outfit is amazing. Anything could happen! But it'll probably be those things.
Alright it's not totally destroyed, but the bread is certainly what I'd generously call "overtoasted"
I almost did it again! Pro tip: don't have adhd, something in the oven, and then turn off your timer thinking "I'll attend to that in a moment" and under *no* circumstances, do that, remember, and then sit back down at your computer to [tweet? skeet? what are we calling this?] about it
Hey want a tip for burning 600 calories easily? Be a dumbass with adhd and forget your dinner in the oven twice in a row.
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Alright it's not totally destroyed, but the bread is certainly what I'd generously call "overtoasted"
I almost did it again! Pro tip: don't have adhd, something in the oven, and then turn off your timer thinking "I'll attend to that in a moment" and under *no* circumstances, do that, remember, and then sit back down at your computer to [tweet? skeet? what are we calling this?] about it
Hey want a tip for burning 600 calories easily? Be a dumbass with adhd and forget your dinner in the oven twice in a row.
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I almost did it again! Pro tip: don't have adhd, something in the oven, and then turn off your timer thinking "I'll attend to that in a moment" and under *no* circumstances, do that, remember, and then sit back down at your computer to [tweet? skeet? what are we calling this?] about it
I’m a millennial with a humanities MA lol I’m never getting a job outside retail or sw, but thanks for letting me know ig
Absolutely shocked to get an email today saying that I was rejected for a job that started a month ago.
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m a millennial with a humanities MA lol I’m never getting a job outside retail or sw, but thanks for letting me know ig
Absolutely shocked to get an email today saying that I was rejected for a job that started a month ago.
March 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Absolutely shocked to get an email today saying that I was rejected for a job that started a month ago.
I’m disappointed but 0% surprised. Never in my life thought I’d be hoping for a government shutdown.
The terrible CR Budget bill — written by right-wing House Republicans with no input from anybody but themselves — was passed tonight with the support of 10 Democrats.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m disappointed but 0% surprised. Never in my life thought I’d be hoping for a government shutdown.
I have the coolest companion eggs to give away in No Man’s Sky and can’t get any of my friends to play 😢
March 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have the coolest companion eggs to give away in No Man’s Sky and can’t get any of my friends to play 😢