Groovy

Martin

Mariella Frostrup looks like a Worcestershire Sauce flavour crisp lady. John Craven....bacon of course.

If I'm not mistaken, the asteroid played the heroic rock that took out Buenos Aries in Starship Troopers. After Armageddon, I thought that it could have become typecast as a typical do-gooder meteor but I forgot about its role in The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain.

If there was any other way to see how old the tree actually was, I would be less sympathetic.

It was called Jeremy beagle.

That's going to be quite painful.

When I last checked, he still hadn't covered my back garden in treacle whilst doing a Norman Collier-style chicken impression.

Did I really lock the car?

If it isn't socks, pants and a t-shirt, I call bullshit.

Uncannily, he does look like Farmer Giles.