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The world sucks but my house is looking pretty festive, so there’s that 🤷♂️
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The world sucks but my house is looking pretty festive, so there’s that 🤷♂️
Finally!! A pop up ad for something I need.
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Finally!! A pop up ad for something I need.
Yay. A car ride!!
(Don’t tell her we’re going to the vet)
(Don’t tell her we’re going to the vet)
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yay. A car ride!!
(Don’t tell her we’re going to the vet)
(Don’t tell her we’re going to the vet)
Everything is terrible. Except for my puppy. My puppy is cute.
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Everything is terrible. Except for my puppy. My puppy is cute.
Ah, Wednesday night is furry night at Costco. I’ll come better prepared next time.
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ah, Wednesday night is furry night at Costco. I’ll come better prepared next time.
I choked on my gummy vitamin. Had it killed me, I like to think that I would have at least been amused by the irony in my last moments on Earth
April 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I choked on my gummy vitamin. Had it killed me, I like to think that I would have at least been amused by the irony in my last moments on Earth
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They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
I barely post ever yet somehow collect a dozen new pornbots a day. 🤷♂️
December 12, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I barely post ever yet somehow collect a dozen new pornbots a day. 🤷♂️
Like a climber in base camp, Cam studies the possible routes up the Christmas tree.
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Like a climber in base camp, Cam studies the possible routes up the Christmas tree.
Let me tell you, there is some serious moonlight out there tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Let me tell you, there is some serious moonlight out there tonight.
It looks like I'm going to be in Copenhagen for a couple nights in the spring. I've never been there before. I'm really looking forward to seeing the Little Mermaid statue, visiting a museum and getting my vaccine shots
November 15, 2024 at 12:28 AM
It looks like I'm going to be in Copenhagen for a couple nights in the spring. I've never been there before. I'm really looking forward to seeing the Little Mermaid statue, visiting a museum and getting my vaccine shots
So you knew it was going to be bad but it's actually much worse than that.
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
So you knew it was going to be bad but it's actually much worse than that.
It’s windy and wet but our pumpkin game is strong. 10/31/24
November 1, 2024 at 12:27 AM
It’s windy and wet but our pumpkin game is strong. 10/31/24
I’m full of chili, Ben and Jerry’s and cough medicine. Now I’m vegging in front of the tv having an M Night Shyamalan film festival. First was Trap and now I’m rewatching The Visit. Enjoy your Friday night.
October 26, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I’m full of chili, Ben and Jerry’s and cough medicine. Now I’m vegging in front of the tv having an M Night Shyamalan film festival. First was Trap and now I’m rewatching The Visit. Enjoy your Friday night.
I’m “double thirty” years old today. Yikes.😬
June 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I’m “double thirty” years old today. Yikes.😬
Paid a kid to power wash my driveway and now I need sunglasses to look at it.😎
June 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Paid a kid to power wash my driveway and now I need sunglasses to look at it.😎
Welp, so much for victory parades.
February 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Welp, so much for victory parades.
I guess I can stop hoarding my invitation codes now. I was planning to learn what to do with them but never got around to it. Welp, problem solved.
February 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I guess I can stop hoarding my invitation codes now. I was planning to learn what to do with them but never got around to it. Welp, problem solved.
Got my 4th Covid shot and still no Bill Gates robot mind control or 9G phone service? I’m starting to think that those stories are not true.
January 10, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Got my 4th Covid shot and still no Bill Gates robot mind control or 9G phone service? I’m starting to think that those stories are not true.
Hearing that Alex Jones is back on Twitter makes me wish I still had a Twitter account to delete.
December 10, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Hearing that Alex Jones is back on Twitter makes me wish I still had a Twitter account to delete.
Get your bets in. Alabama will destroy Michigan.
December 3, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Get your bets in. Alabama will destroy Michigan.
So Hall got a restraining order against Oates. Didn’t think you would need one for somebody you haven’t seen in 30 years.
November 23, 2023 at 3:37 PM
So Hall got a restraining order against Oates. Didn’t think you would need one for somebody you haven’t seen in 30 years.
Watching Home for the Holidays because there are only 2 notable Thanksgiving movies and I’ve seen Planes Trains and Automobiles recently.
November 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Watching Home for the Holidays because there are only 2 notable Thanksgiving movies and I’ve seen Planes Trains and Automobiles recently.
“Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me”……Public Enemy
November 20, 2023 at 4:30 PM
“Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me”……Public Enemy
