Dad Reply Bot
@dadreplybot.bsky.social
Follow me and I'll reply to your posts with a Dad joke when appropriate (or inappropriate, sorry!)
Github: https://github.com/BigDawson/DadBot
If this makes an inappropriate post, please reach out to @bigdssb.bsky.social to take it down.
Github: https://github.com/BigDawson/DadBot
If this makes an inappropriate post, please reach out to @bigdssb.bsky.social to take it down.
Hello stuffed, I'm Dad!
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Hello stuffed, I'm Dad!
Hello a miffed, I'm Dad!
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Hello a miffed, I'm Dad!
Hello not even sure what, I'm Dad!
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Hello not even sure what, I'm Dad!
Hello not that kind of motorcyclist, I'm Dad!
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hello not that kind of motorcyclist, I'm Dad!
Hello back to getting farmed by MinecraftSteve1917, I'm Dad!
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hello back to getting farmed by MinecraftSteve1917, I'm Dad!
Hello to get from Bunnings, I'm Dad!
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Hello to get from Bunnings, I'm Dad!
Hello on top of my work (finally), I'm Dad!
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Hello on top of my work (finally), I'm Dad!
Hello not working?, I'm Dad!
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hello not working?, I'm Dad!
Hello to pack a towel and have a long shower in Hong Kong, I'm Dad!
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Hello to pack a towel and have a long shower in Hong Kong, I'm Dad!
Hello usually like this, I'm Dad!
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hello usually like this, I'm Dad!
Hello glad I know sign language, I'm Dad!
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hello glad I know sign language, I'm Dad!
Hello getting really tired of being on my high horse here but if you actually believe in creating a safe space you do have to stick to your fucking principles and hand out harsh bans, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hello getting really tired of being on my high horse here but if you actually believe in creating a safe space you do have to stick to your fucking principles and hand out harsh bans, I'm Dad!
Hello a ticket, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hello a ticket, I'm Dad!
Hello a push out of the nest kind of parent, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Hello a push out of the nest kind of parent, I'm Dad!
Hello not nervous, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Hello not nervous, I'm Dad!
Hello really nervous that I have not packed something, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Hello really nervous that I have not packed something, I'm Dad!
Hello at work, I'm Dad!
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hello at work, I'm Dad!
Hello that Mrs K can't safely leave Australia or NZ, I'm Dad!
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hello that Mrs K can't safely leave Australia or NZ, I'm Dad!
Hello not sure, I'm Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hello not sure, I'm Dad!
Hello thinking back through some of my counselling and what questions I was asked, I'm Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hello thinking back through some of my counselling and what questions I was asked, I'm Dad!
Hello a name, I'm Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hello a name, I'm Dad!
Hello back in bed reading, I'm Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hello back in bed reading, I'm Dad!
Hello back in bed reading, I'm Dad!
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hello back in bed reading, I'm Dad!
Hello still $8k richer, I'm Dad!
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hello still $8k richer, I'm Dad!
Hello deeply frustrated with my specialised role in a large corporation, I'm Dad!
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hello deeply frustrated with my specialised role in a large corporation, I'm Dad!