Dad Jokes Ranger
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Dad Jokes Ranger
@dadjokesranger.bsky.social
Workshopping Titles for a Cozy Fantasy Novel

Castles and Crullers

Hammocks of Autumn Twilight

The Hygge King

The Last Bed and Breakfast

A Tomb for The Baker

Bloody Sundae

Cilantro and Scimitars

The Tasty Adventures of Basil “Basil” Basalt, Dwarven Sous-Chef
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Aragorn: What do your Guelph eyes see?

Dante Alighieri: They’re taking the hobbits to the Holy Roman Empire!
February 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me right now:
January 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The worst part about the TikTok ban is that if it does come back, it’s only because someone either bribed or blackmailed our incoming kleptocrat.
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
LEAST REQUESTED TAVERN SONGS

Don’t Scry Out Loud

I’m a lich I’m a lover

Where have all the centaurs gone?

Otto’s Irresistible Dance No. 5

Who Let the Wargs Out?

Owner of a Lonely Xvart

Ice Ice Genasi

99 Red Wizards

Rock Me, Asmodeus

We built this city on vroks and trolls
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A blues rock band where the frontman is a harmonica playing Ochre Jelly: Ooze Traveler
January 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Jam band made up of statyrs and dryads: Widespread Pan
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A post-rock band fronted by a wizard’s familiar: Tame Imp
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM