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· Jun 14
A great turnout in Indianapolis! . If you're not pushing against them, at some point you're walking with them. #50501
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PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
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It’s from 1993, but it’s never been more relevant
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s from 1993, but it’s never been more relevant
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why did #putinspumkinfaceddicktaster send ships with 4000 #american troops to #Venezuela after his meeting with #putin who started a war with #Chechnya so he could cancel #Russian elections & become leader 4 life & will B as long as #Russia is always at war. it seems 2 familiar. #BLUECREW #NOKINGS
August 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
why did #putinspumkinfaceddicktaster send ships with 4000 #american troops to #Venezuela after his meeting with #putin who started a war with #Chechnya so he could cancel #Russian elections & become leader 4 life & will B as long as #Russia is always at war. it seems 2 familiar. #BLUECREW #NOKINGS
This country just might be lost if this is allowed to happen.
Let's talk about Trump, Trans vets, and the Air Force....
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August 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This country just might be lost if this is allowed to happen.
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If a single person was responsible for allowing this to happen there would be jail time but since it's a corporation. Nothing will happen.
Google Confirms Data Breach | Cord Cutters News
In a troubling development for Google, the tech giant confirmed late Tuesday that hackers breached one of its Salesforce database systems, compromising customer information. The breach, detailed in a ...
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August 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If a single person was responsible for allowing this to happen there would be jail time but since it's a corporation. Nothing will happen.
Do Republicans need to wear the tan uniforms and goose step around in order for people to understand what's going on??
Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
The Democrats facing arrest have fled to block a vote that could sway the balance of power in Washington.
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August 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do Republicans need to wear the tan uniforms and goose step around in order for people to understand what's going on??
Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
Conservatives bullish Supreme Court will further dismantle Voting Rights Act
Do they have to actually point the gun at people to make them get the hint?
Do they have to actually point the gun at people to make them get the hint?
GOP bullish on dismantling Voting Rights Act
Republicans are increasingly bullish they can whittle away at the Voting Rights Act (VRA) as Democrats renew a long-shot effort to broaden the landmark law that turns 60 next week. The Suprem…
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August 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Conservatives bullish Supreme Court will further dismantle Voting Rights Act
Do they have to actually point the gun at people to make them get the hint?
Do they have to actually point the gun at people to make them get the hint?
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"I'm not a perv, you're a perv."
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"I'm not a perv, you're a perv."
Chalk up another reason Microsoft is a nob outfit.
Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal | Neowin
Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal | Neowin
Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal
A LibreOffice developer has shared his experience of having his Microsoft account banned, and how the company has been uncooperative in helping him recover it.
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July 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Chalk up another reason Microsoft is a nob outfit.
Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal | Neowin
Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal | Neowin
EPA launches emission deregulation proposal from Indiana trucking facility • Indiana Capital Chronicle
The only reasonable answer to more than a decade of progressively hotter summers. Indiana Republicans are perpetrating the slowest genocide in recorded history.
The only reasonable answer to more than a decade of progressively hotter summers. Indiana Republicans are perpetrating the slowest genocide in recorded history.
EPA launches emission deregulation proposal from Indiana trucking facility • Indiana Capital Chronicle
EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin billed the move as the "largest deregulatory action" in the nation's history.
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July 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
EPA launches emission deregulation proposal from Indiana trucking facility • Indiana Capital Chronicle
The only reasonable answer to more than a decade of progressively hotter summers. Indiana Republicans are perpetrating the slowest genocide in recorded history.
The only reasonable answer to more than a decade of progressively hotter summers. Indiana Republicans are perpetrating the slowest genocide in recorded history.
The ADA — Americans with Disabilities Act — turns 35 : NPR
Also a target of that piece of shit in the White House.
Also a target of that piece of shit in the White House.
35 years of the Americans with Disabilities Act — celebrating the success and concern
It was 35 years ago this month that the Americans with Disabilities Act was signed into law. Across the U.S., it's being marked with festivals and parades — and concern due to recent Medicaid cuts.
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July 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The ADA — Americans with Disabilities Act — turns 35 : NPR
Also a target of that piece of shit in the White House.
Also a target of that piece of shit in the White House.
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Here's your daily reminder that society has lost focus on the important stuff.
Who wanted this besides George Lucas's ego. The billion dollars he pledged could feed millions just providing staples for at least a year.
Fuck this country!
Who wanted this besides George Lucas's ego. The billion dollars he pledged could feed millions just providing staples for at least a year.
Fuck this country!
George Lucas’ Spaceship-Like L.A. Museum Is Nearly Finished — Here’s How To Get A Sneak Peek Before The New Opening Date
The long-awaited $1 billion Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is finally taking shape in Exposition Park, and it’s set to change everything.
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July 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Here's your daily reminder that society has lost focus on the important stuff.
Who wanted this besides George Lucas's ego. The billion dollars he pledged could feed millions just providing staples for at least a year.
Fuck this country!
Who wanted this besides George Lucas's ego. The billion dollars he pledged could feed millions just providing staples for at least a year.
Fuck this country!
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Both the plaintiff and the lawyer reportedly feared for their lives due to overwhelming threats...
I remember reading the court documents before the 2016 election. Case dismissed under threats, hard to prove.
Yes, Donald Trump Was Accused of Raping a 13 Year Old, But This Lawsuit Has Little Chance of Succeeding | Law & Crime
A similar lawsuit was filed in federal court in Southern California in April by a "Katie Johnson" and was subsequently dismissed. Alan Garten, an attorney for Donald Trump, says the allegations are "u...
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July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Both the plaintiff and the lawyer reportedly feared for their lives due to overwhelming threats...
Indiana can add "concentration camps" to its historical resumé. Fuck this state and fuck this country!
Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Indiana’s Camp Atterbury will be used to detain immigrant detainees under a new federal plan revealed by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
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July 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Indiana can add "concentration camps" to its historical resumé. Fuck this state and fuck this country!
Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
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There is something seriously wrong with him, and it can't go south quickly enough...
July 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There is something seriously wrong with him, and it can't go south quickly enough...
Quiz: What's easiest way to keep a pedophile out of the White House?
Don't vote Republican.
Don't vote Republican.
This polling is *amazing*. On most important issues Dems and Republicans are highly polarized. This is the strongest consensus possible
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Quiz: What's easiest way to keep a pedophile out of the White House?
Don't vote Republican.
Don't vote Republican.
Medicaid cuts all Hoosiers will feel
The FO in "FAFO" will get around to everyone eventually.
The FO in "FAFO" will get around to everyone eventually.
Medicaid cuts all Hoosiers will feel • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Reducing Indiana’s health care costs became more complicated under the "big, beautiful bill" because Indiana hospitals will lose billions
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July 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Medicaid cuts all Hoosiers will feel
The FO in "FAFO" will get around to everyone eventually.
The FO in "FAFO" will get around to everyone eventually.
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Americans have been duped.
Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.
That’s how you make America great.
Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.
That’s how you make America great.
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Americans have been duped.
Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.
That’s how you make America great.
Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.
That’s how you make America great.