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Rik Flair looks good!
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Rik Flair looks good!
"Connect Bluesky to your contacts so you can follow each other."
sure right after I poison myself
sure right after I poison myself
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Connect Bluesky to your contacts so you can follow each other."
sure right after I poison myself
sure right after I poison myself
The kid seat on grocery carts is a community diaper pail.
Eating out of it is nasty work.
Eating out of it is nasty work.
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The kid seat on grocery carts is a community diaper pail.
Eating out of it is nasty work.
Eating out of it is nasty work.
Is Mateer betting on games again? What's going on?
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Is Mateer betting on games again? What's going on?
Is the Halloween stuff out at Costco yet?
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is the Halloween stuff out at Costco yet?
I know I look like homeless because workers are asking if they can help me in Costco
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know I look like homeless because workers are asking if they can help me in Costco
Getting an Elf on the Shelf is like freebasing opium. It feels really fun for the first 30 seconds and then it ruins your entire life.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Getting an Elf on the Shelf is like freebasing opium. It feels really fun for the first 30 seconds and then it ruins your entire life.
Current POV I'm Tom Brady asking Dean Blandino how football works
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Current POV I'm Tom Brady asking Dean Blandino how football works
He died as he lived: surrounded by family, jazz music, and at least six open Diet Cokes. We lost a national treasure.
Come together tomorrow at 10am PT with the On Cinema Family as we remember G. Amato.
HEI Network subscribers will have access to watch the memorial live on the HEI website and the HEI App. Replay will be available for Subs after the service has ended.
heinetwork.tv/celebrating-...
HEI Network subscribers will have access to watch the memorial live on the HEI website and the HEI App. Replay will be available for Subs after the service has ended.
heinetwork.tv/celebrating-...
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He died as he lived: surrounded by family, jazz music, and at least six open Diet Cokes. We lost a national treasure.
Well we're back bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Well we're back bitches.
I made a post attacking Kamala for being too conservative and some clown called me MAGA. This is where the Democratic party is. Great.
January 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I made a post attacking Kamala for being too conservative and some clown called me MAGA. This is where the Democratic party is. Great.
Wait if they caught the CEO shooter then who's this handsome man who's been hiding in my basement for a week?
December 9, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Wait if they caught the CEO shooter then who's this handsome man who's been hiding in my basement for a week?
I just wondered to myself if Trump will pardon Diddy and I searched "pardon Diddy" on bluesky and my thought was certainly NOT UNIQUE lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I just wondered to myself if Trump will pardon Diddy and I searched "pardon Diddy" on bluesky and my thought was certainly NOT UNIQUE lol
Ohio State has a skill issue.
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Ohio State has a skill issue.
"By any means necessary" includes teaching your kids that student debt is just modern slavery with extra paperwork. 💸
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 AM
"By any means necessary" includes teaching your kids that student debt is just modern slavery with extra paperwork. 💸
Maize and blue Chargers uniforms confirm it - Harbaugh got custody of everything.
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Maize and blue Chargers uniforms confirm it - Harbaugh got custody of everything.