DaddyAlteran
daddyalteran.bsky.social
DaddyAlteran
@daddyalteran.bsky.social
I'm Mikey, I'm the Daddy of @Ben.littles.space I tend to lurk, posting replies at interesting things.

Happy to chat to new people but I'm not interested in doing all the conversation making so if you want to chat you need to get involved in it.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why would you put it in the washer? Surely that's the job of your daddy and you're much to small to know when things like that happen. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of the bigger UK events has had the press sniffing around. As a result of whatever has happened the organisers have cancelled the one planned for this weekend and all future events for safety reasons.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good boy, well done.

*ruffles your hair*

You'll be a big boy someday.
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hopefully you're now safely padded up like a good boy.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well it's okay little tot. You could put them over your nappies so you feel like a big boy until you can actually BE a good boy and trusted to not have accident in underwear.
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I can only imagine where all the stickers ended up... nowhere near any lego.
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And now he's being changed by me like the lil mucky butt he is. Such a lil baby @ben.littles.space
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I do. I'm his big and in charge of these decisions. He can choose to fill his nappy whenever he wants. That's about as much free choice as he gets.
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I've got him safely padded. He just needs to learn he's not big enough to be potty training.
September 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well I wasn't there supervising you kiddo, so we will never know the real truth. 😉
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Being good and not splitting this nappy open this time lil toes?
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Errr... it's missing bubbles kiddo.
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Very cute. I imagine it won't be long before another nappy is needed. Don't want you to leak 😉 Where's the snap from as it looks super cute on you.
May 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I knew you had a lot of track, didn't realise just how much you had kiddo.
May 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Your own cot will be better in sure.
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You can ask your big all about how your lil buddy sogged my seat.
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If I recall, I think there were some rules that you didn't get much say in squishy bum.
April 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As a general thought here, cage keys aren't particularly thin so someone handy with metal working could reasonably make the front face flat that you can then you could do the engraving into the remaining metal. It would likely make the key a little less solid but these keys should be think enough.
March 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why am I not surprised silly
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Please don't try to eat it squirt.
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Looks like they need to also get you to clean your bedroom floor lil messy tot!
February 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM