…one hell of a kid.
…one pain in the father bone.
…one child to do better for.
…one son to love like no other.
Plus…
…one wife to annoy!!!
This is my journey.
If I should die before I wake, I give my son this love to take.
Wife going through perimenopause.
The Boy back in school.
New career.
The Boy out of school for teacher strike.
Coaching The Boy’s soccer team.
Wife still going through PeriM.
How do people do stuff AND post about it?
Quick Update: The Boy lives, learns, eats, and grows.
Job done!
Wife going through perimenopause.
The Boy back in school.
New career.
The Boy out of school for teacher strike.
Coaching The Boy’s soccer team.
Wife still going through PeriM.
How do people do stuff AND post about it?
Quick Update: The Boy lives, learns, eats, and grows.
Job done!
Making food.
Cleaning up.
Making a snack.
Cleaning up.
Going to see mother soon and coming back clean up the kitchen AGAIN!
Good thing for iPads. Run a show while tidying the kitchen.
Making food.
Cleaning up.
Making a snack.
Cleaning up.
Going to see mother soon and coming back clean up the kitchen AGAIN!
Good thing for iPads. Run a show while tidying the kitchen.
TheBoy - *Returning my gaze with suspicion*
Me - “You look delicious.”
TheBoy - “Eat my ass then!”
TheWife - *falls off the couch laughing*
Twelve is such a tender loving age.
TheBoy - *Returning my gaze with suspicion*
Me - “You look delicious.”
TheBoy - “Eat my ass then!”
TheWife - *falls off the couch laughing*
Twelve is such a tender loving age.
“Be kind to mom”
Slow down. Be patient. She is supporting you.
“Now, be kind to yourself”
No need to get dramatic and beat yourself up. It was minor. Learn and move on.
Going from rude to others to rude to yourself is not growth.
“Be kind to mom”
Slow down. Be patient. She is supporting you.
“Now, be kind to yourself”
No need to get dramatic and beat yourself up. It was minor. Learn and move on.
Going from rude to others to rude to yourself is not growth.
I’ve always loved the idea of social media diaries that others can find value in.
Maybe I should get on that.
I’ve always loved the idea of social media diaries that others can find value in.
Maybe I should get on that.
I am not teaching my kid by being perfect.
He learns how to apologize, grow, and work with people when he witnesses or participates in my learning.
I don’t want to be an unattainable goal to my kid. I want him to learn how to evolve and work on himself.
I am not teaching my kid by being perfect.
He learns how to apologize, grow, and work with people when he witnesses or participates in my learning.
I don’t want to be an unattainable goal to my kid. I want him to learn how to evolve and work on himself.
8-weeks ago I committed to getting healthier and in better shape for my kid… and for me so I can enjoy his life with him.
Week 0: 215lbs, 36” pants.
Week 5: 207lbs, 34” pants but they were loose.
Week 8: 202lbs 34” pants and feeling great.
I still cry after workouts. LOL
8-weeks ago I committed to getting healthier and in better shape for my kid… and for me so I can enjoy his life with him.
Week 0: 215lbs, 36” pants.
Week 5: 207lbs, 34” pants but they were loose.
Week 8: 202lbs 34” pants and feeling great.
I still cry after workouts. LOL
He leans over and hurls into the garbage can. Just. The. Worst.
Then looks at me after I wipe the “drool” off his mouth and says.
“Dad, you’re my favorite person.”
You too buddy. You too.
Just don’t breathe on me for a couple minutes… k?
He leans over and hurls into the garbage can. Just. The. Worst.
Then looks at me after I wipe the “drool” off his mouth and says.
“Dad, you’re my favorite person.”
You too buddy. You too.
Just don’t breathe on me for a couple minutes… k?
Doing dad stuff.
Doing dad stuff.
Wife: WTH?!?
Boy: *drinking his carbonated water* Voice cracked.
Wife: That’s not how that works…
Me trying to finish my exercise routine: 🤦🏼♂️
#funnylikedad
#wethinkwearefunny
Wife: WTH?!?
Boy: *drinking his carbonated water* Voice cracked.
Wife: That’s not how that works…
Me trying to finish my exercise routine: 🤦🏼♂️
#funnylikedad
#wethinkwearefunny
She says “can you imagine working 11-years with a guy whose only goal is to crack you up everytime he walks on-set?”
I smiled and said “Been trying for 24-years”
She laughed. I bet she prefers I wait until coffee sets. LOL
#livedangerous
She says “can you imagine working 11-years with a guy whose only goal is to crack you up everytime he walks on-set?”
I smiled and said “Been trying for 24-years”
She laughed. I bet she prefers I wait until coffee sets. LOL
#livedangerous
I started my physical health journey 7-weeks ago, about a month before turning 50.
Gotta keep up with a 12-year old and live active as long as I can for him and my wife.
I can confirm I almost cry every morning. LOL
#parenting
#healthyhurts
I started my physical health journey 7-weeks ago, about a month before turning 50.
Gotta keep up with a 12-year old and live active as long as I can for him and my wife.
I can confirm I almost cry every morning. LOL
#parenting
#healthyhurts
I’ll make her regret getting me into this.
You may address 2025 post complaints directly to her.
#dadgoals
I’ll make her regret getting me into this.
You may address 2025 post complaints directly to her.
#dadgoals
He’s been in bed asleep for 1hr 8min.
Starting 2025 off right!!!
#parenting
#ithinkimfunny
He’s been in bed asleep for 1hr 8min.
Starting 2025 off right!!!
#parenting
#ithinkimfunny
Boys need girls heroes too!
Boys need girls heroes too!
Handing out laps is passé …assign chores to the kids who do not listen.
They likely won’t do them but it entertains parents to watch their children get wild eyed and run faster at the threat. LOL
#coachingforus
#welaugh
#parenting
Handing out laps is passé …assign chores to the kids who do not listen.
They likely won’t do them but it entertains parents to watch their children get wild eyed and run faster at the threat. LOL
#coachingforus
#welaugh
#parenting
Not looking for Father if the Year 2025 but I will be the father that was here in 2025.
Here’s to dancing, singing, and annoying my wife and kid in the mornings!!!
Not looking for Father if the Year 2025 but I will be the father that was here in 2025.
Here’s to dancing, singing, and annoying my wife and kid in the mornings!!!
Boy: I’ll choke you out old man.
Me: *ack ack* not it this life or any I send you to *ack ack*
Wife: You two assholes need to stop
Son: What’s with her?
Me: *Licking his face in retribution* I dunno. Needs hugs?
Boy: I’ll choke you out old man.
Me: *ack ack* not it this life or any I send you to *ack ack*
Wife: You two assholes need to stop
Son: What’s with her?
Me: *Licking his face in retribution* I dunno. Needs hugs?
#betterskills #parenting
#betterskills #parenting
Like Jon Snow, they know nothing.
Learn.
Grow.
Guide.
Become the adult you want them to admire.
#parenting
Like Jon Snow, they know nothing.
Learn.
Grow.
Guide.
Become the adult you want them to admire.
#parenting
I’d ask what I did wrong but it’s a pretty good dog. LOL
I’d ask what I did wrong but it’s a pretty good dog. LOL