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Johnnie Just Ate All the Halloween Candy
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Broken action figure
InfoSec in the streets, regex in the sheets
CocktailCon co-founder
He/him
We'll now I'm on the lookout for Operations Mustache Ride, Leather Daddy, and Smoke Pole....
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by Johnnie Just Ate All the Halloween Candy
My radical view is that the story about the president being implicated in a notorious paedophile ring should be covered as an important story *in its own right*, and then secondarily any political consequences can be covered later
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now I have *just* the thing to give my Jewish family!
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
People of Japanese descent weren't allowed to own land in many states in the US until they were blanket banned in 1952. Except in Wyoming, where it wasn't repealed until 2001.

But now 29 states have created laws targeting Chinese, so, yep, we're still super racist.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Replace those flags with bricks and drivers will definitelly stop.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I got a cheapie on Amazon that clips over my rearview mirror. The SD card was good enough for 12 hours and just recorded in a loop of 10-minute clips. I just hardwired the adapter into my accessory circuit.

It was good enough to use as evidence in two accidents.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
By design, those need at least 1/2 bottle of Rioja just to wash them down.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was going to do a second tour of Iraq until I took a sandwich to the knee....
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shit, I gotta go buy a Seafood Sensation for dinner tonight!
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Have the hard discussion. Tell her this comes from a place of concern and you wouldn't be having this talk if you didn't love her.

But she's an adult and you value her trust in you. Give her red flags to look out for and let her know you support her, even if you have concerns.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not kidding, if that dude starts doing Subway ads, I'll totally visit one.

"Get the Antifa combo! A footlong of your choice, chips, and a large pop, no ice, for just $x!"
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Go ahead an mock. Most Gen X are douchebags who are just mini-Boomers. The ones that created "Gen X Culture" were the cast-offs and rejects. Gen X continue to be the worst gatekeepers in tech.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pritzker knows Trump doesn't care about "the people" but he sure as heck does care about billionaires. Pritzker's taking a stand here, offering to be the shield.
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Johnnie Just Ate All the Halloween Candy
I’m Jewish. I lived in New York for a decade. I am very, very concerned about antisemitism.

I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists.

I know where my allegiance lies.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We were just in Ireland and they were all like, WTF is going on in your country.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That is it. Surfing in the barrel of the wave, or "tube", was considered the hardest thing to do and most surfers felt a sense of euphoria when they got there.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Thank you!
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM