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Cubs Promote Matt Shaw

A more positive, alternative version of Mr Jones by the Counting Crows verses passed through my brain when I saw this.

(Shaw ya ya ya ya ya, yeah, uh huh)
March 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nationals Return Rule 5 Pick Evan Reifert To Rays

But where can he return to?
March 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Orioles Option Coby Mayo To Minor League Camp

Couldn’t cut the mustard.
March 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Brewers To Sign Jose Quintana

That creep can roll
March 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Rams To Retain Matthew Stafford

Hey. Did you know that Matthew Stanford and Clayton Kershaw went to high school together
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Chase Hampton Undergoes Tommy John Surgery

Hampton Outt
February 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tyler Beede Holds Showcase For Interested Teams

Scout 1: whose workout are we going to??
Scout 2: beede’s
S1: bees?!
S2: beede’s
S1: oh well maybe I’ll have my own workout? How hard can it be…eeezzz
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Padres To Sign Connor Joe

🎶If it hadn’t been for Connor Joe the pads offseason be really slow🎶
February 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
MLB owners have elevated A’s owner John Fisher to their executive committee, Rob Manfred said.
February 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Manfred: Dodgers Aren’t Ruining Baseball

…I am”
February 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Angels To Sign Yoan Moncada

Why have one maddeningly underperforming and oft injured 3b when you can have two?
February 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pirates To Sign Tommy Pham

Nutting must’ve asked the entirety of Steel City to pool and donate their recycling deposits to afford this.
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mets To Re-Sign Pete Alonso

David Attenborough: As the long winter ends, we see a glimpse of good- the Polar Bear returning home. But rising temperatures clash with frozen assets, bringing changes to the landscape too great to ignore. We must ask- How many more winters can we put up with this shit?
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yankees Claim Braden Shewmake

Let’s hope shewmaker’s son doesn’t go barefoot; the streets of New York are filthy!
February 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Twins To Sign Harrison Bader

After long offseason of Supreme Courting, Minnesota announces Bader Twinsburg
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Cubs To Acquire Ryan Brasier

Hot Stove
February 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Barry Larkin Joins Group Attempting To Get MLB Franchise In Orlando

“You know the problem with major league baseball in Florida?? There’s just not enough of it!”
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Tigers Designate Alex Faedo For Assignment

DFAedo
January 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Giants, Jake Lamb Agree To Minor League Contract

After prolonged graze period, Jake shepherded into the fold in San Jose. Still at risk of being sheered from roster prior to season start.
January 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Rangers Announce Creation Of Rangers Sports Network

Consultant: “To maximize revenues to keep pace with increased spending you should really consider capitalizing on the rsn trend”
Rangers execs: ✍️”capitalize…rsn”
January 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rangers Sign Jesse Chavez, Cody Thomas To Minor League Deals

This is a disservice to Jesse Chavez
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
White Sox to honor Buerhle with statue in July

The artist has to complete the statue in less than two hours
January 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Report: Alex Bregman Has Received Multiple Offers Of At Least Five Years

Same
January 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tyler Cyr Announces Retirement

K
January 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM