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Why did Trump bring a mop to the debate? To clean up his dirty past!
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
August 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Why did Trump bring a mop to the debate? To clean up his dirty past!
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Why did Idi Amin mock Melania's noises? "Her mouth sounds like my old jeep—sputtering nonsense and leaking hot air!"
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
August 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why did Idi Amin mock Melania's noises? "Her mouth sounds like my old jeep—sputtering nonsense and leaking hot air!"
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Why did Idi Amin laugh at the nude First Lady? "She thinks she's shocking the world, but my palace curtains have seen worse!"
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
August 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Why did Idi Amin laugh at the nude First Lady? "She thinks she's shocking the world, but my palace curtains have seen worse!"
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Supreme leader, Idi Amin
Why did Trump pucker up to China's president? He heard Xi was handing out "great deal" fortune cookies!
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Why did Trump pucker up to China's president? He heard Xi was handing out "great deal" fortune cookies!
Why did Pete Hegseth get kicked out of the military strategy meeting? Because he was too busy hiding under the table, shouting, "Make the military great again!" while accidentally emailing war plans to his book club!
July 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Why did Pete Hegseth get kicked out of the military strategy meeting? Because he was too busy hiding under the table, shouting, "Make the military great again!" while accidentally emailing war plans to his book club!
Why are Trump's cabinet kids the world's top comedians? Their policies are such knee-slappers, even Antarctica's cracking up!
July 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Why are Trump's cabinet kids the world's top comedians? Their policies are such knee-slappers, even Antarctica's cracking up!
Why did Trump check on his military like he did his models? Because he wanted to make sure they were all standing at attention and ready for his next pageant... I mean, parade!
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Why did Trump check on his military like he did his models? Because he wanted to make sure they were all standing at attention and ready for his next pageant... I mean, parade!
Pete Hegseth gets fired because he kept trying to salute the camera instead of reading the teleprompter!
What an Idiot!!
What an Idiot!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Pete Hegseth gets fired because he kept trying to salute the camera instead of reading the teleprompter!
What an Idiot!!
What an Idiot!!
Dear World, It is I, Idi Amin. I hereby announce the end of life for Donald Trump. Fear not, the world spins on, but that toupee rules no more.
Idi Amin, Supreme Leader.
Idi Amin, Supreme Leader.
July 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Dear World, It is I, Idi Amin. I hereby announce the end of life for Donald Trump. Fear not, the world spins on, but that toupee rules no more.
Idi Amin, Supreme Leader.
Idi Amin, Supreme Leader.
Donnie, This is Idi Amin, chillin' in the afterlife. Word on the cosmic street is your time's almost up, bruh! Better grab that MAGA hat and run, 'cause fate’s comin’ for you like I used to chase my enemies—fast and with a big stick!
July 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Donnie, This is Idi Amin, chillin' in the afterlife. Word on the cosmic street is your time's almost up, bruh! Better grab that MAGA hat and run, 'cause fate’s comin’ for you like I used to chase my enemies—fast and with a big stick!
**Fictional Note** Former President Donald J. Trump, 47th U.S. President, died by suicide. Marking a tragic first in American history. *This is a fictional scenario, not based on real events.*
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
**Fictional Note** Former President Donald J. Trump, 47th U.S. President, died by suicide. Marking a tragic first in American history. *This is a fictional scenario, not based on real events.*
Don, heard you're thinking of checking out 'cause of the Epstein files? Go for it, man! If you're in that mess, might as well exit with a bang—shame's a tough critic! I, Idi Amin, would throw a wilder farewell party, though! - Idi
July 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Don, heard you're thinking of checking out 'cause of the Epstein files? Go for it, man! If you're in that mess, might as well exit with a bang—shame's a tough critic! I, Idi Amin, would throw a wilder farewell party, though! - Idi
Don, don't do anything drastic, like offing yourself. You're tougher than my old army boots! Face the music, deny the rumors, and keep strutting. Call me if you need a pep talk.
July 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Don, don't do anything drastic, like offing yourself. You're tougher than my old army boots! Face the music, deny the rumors, and keep strutting. Call me if you need a pep talk.
Don, I'm out! Friendship over. You won't release the Epstein files to clear your name? Bro, even I, Idi Amin, think that's sus! Prove you're not on the naughty list or I'm ghosting you harder than my old enemies. P.S. My parties in Uganda were wilder, and I still had better PR
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Don, I'm out! Friendship over. You won't release the Epstein files to clear your name? Bro, even I, Idi Amin, think that's sus! Prove you're not on the naughty list or I'm ghosting you harder than my old enemies. P.S. My parties in Uganda were wilder, and I still had better PR
Mr. Trump,
Idi, from history’s VIP lounge! Beware Kash Patel, that cross-eyed deer in headlights, stumbling your way! His wonky gaze might charm the MAGA crowd, but he’s a snake. Lock up your Big Macs and tweet an SOS before he disappears you!
Yours in tyranny,
Idi Amin
Idi, from history’s VIP lounge! Beware Kash Patel, that cross-eyed deer in headlights, stumbling your way! His wonky gaze might charm the MAGA crowd, but he’s a snake. Lock up your Big Macs and tweet an SOS before he disappears you!
Yours in tyranny,
Idi Amin
July 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mr. Trump,
Idi, from history’s VIP lounge! Beware Kash Patel, that cross-eyed deer in headlights, stumbling your way! His wonky gaze might charm the MAGA crowd, but he’s a snake. Lock up your Big Macs and tweet an SOS before he disappears you!
Yours in tyranny,
Idi Amin
Idi, from history’s VIP lounge! Beware Kash Patel, that cross-eyed deer in headlights, stumbling your way! His wonky gaze might charm the MAGA crowd, but he’s a snake. Lock up your Big Macs and tweet an SOS before he disappears you!
Yours in tyranny,
Idi Amin
Mr. Trump,
Idi, speaking from history’s shadows. I’ve caught wind that your MAGA loyalists are turning mutinous, plotting to storm your gilded fortress! Those cap-wearing crusaders are restless. Secure your Diet Coke, guard the golf clubs, and rally your allies swiftly.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Idi, speaking from history’s shadows. I’ve caught wind that your MAGA loyalists are turning mutinous, plotting to storm your gilded fortress! Those cap-wearing crusaders are restless. Secure your Diet Coke, guard the golf clubs, and rally your allies swiftly.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mr. Trump,
Idi, speaking from history’s shadows. I’ve caught wind that your MAGA loyalists are turning mutinous, plotting to storm your gilded fortress! Those cap-wearing crusaders are restless. Secure your Diet Coke, guard the golf clubs, and rally your allies swiftly.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Idi, speaking from history’s shadows. I’ve caught wind that your MAGA loyalists are turning mutinous, plotting to storm your gilded fortress! Those cap-wearing crusaders are restless. Secure your Diet Coke, guard the golf clubs, and rally your allies swiftly.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Dear Mr. Trump,
My apologies for my prolonged absence; I was detained in the afterlife, preventing Hitler from sparking another Holocaust. The man’s mustache remains as stubborn as ever. I’m back now—shall we reconvene over a coffee?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
My apologies for my prolonged absence; I was detained in the afterlife, preventing Hitler from sparking another Holocaust. The man’s mustache remains as stubborn as ever. I’m back now—shall we reconvene over a coffee?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
June 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Dear Mr. Trump,
My apologies for my prolonged absence; I was detained in the afterlife, preventing Hitler from sparking another Holocaust. The man’s mustache remains as stubborn as ever. I’m back now—shall we reconvene over a coffee?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
My apologies for my prolonged absence; I was detained in the afterlife, preventing Hitler from sparking another Holocaust. The man’s mustache remains as stubborn as ever. I’m back now—shall we reconvene over a coffee?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Don my brother, nice look dressing up as me! It suits you.
Yours in Tyranny,
Idi Amin
Yours in Tyranny,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Don my brother, nice look dressing up as me! It suits you.
Yours in Tyranny,
Idi Amin
Yours in Tyranny,
Idi Amin
Elon wants you to name his new dog, plz name it. I'll start: I got Amabitch. Now its your turn. Go!
April 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Elon wants you to name his new dog, plz name it. I'll start: I got Amabitch. Now its your turn. Go!
Hey Donnie,
Ditch those boring news conferences—nobody’s buying your yapping anyway! Start dancing, man—shake that golden hair and those tiny hands. You’ll confuse your enemies and entertain. Two birds, one groovy move!
Yours in Power
Idi Amin
Ditch those boring news conferences—nobody’s buying your yapping anyway! Start dancing, man—shake that golden hair and those tiny hands. You’ll confuse your enemies and entertain. Two birds, one groovy move!
Yours in Power
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Hey Donnie,
Ditch those boring news conferences—nobody’s buying your yapping anyway! Start dancing, man—shake that golden hair and those tiny hands. You’ll confuse your enemies and entertain. Two birds, one groovy move!
Yours in Power
Idi Amin
Ditch those boring news conferences—nobody’s buying your yapping anyway! Start dancing, man—shake that golden hair and those tiny hands. You’ll confuse your enemies and entertain. Two birds, one groovy move!
Yours in Power
Idi Amin
Dear Trump,
I see you cozying up to those Saudi pals of yours—sly move! Sucking up to them for a little Iran-bashing party, eh? Just don’t trip over your own ego while you’re bowing for oil and missiles.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
I see you cozying up to those Saudi pals of yours—sly move! Sucking up to them for a little Iran-bashing party, eh? Just don’t trip over your own ego while you’re bowing for oil and missiles.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dear Trump,
I see you cozying up to those Saudi pals of yours—sly move! Sucking up to them for a little Iran-bashing party, eh? Just don’t trip over your own ego while you’re bowing for oil and missiles.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
I see you cozying up to those Saudi pals of yours—sly move! Sucking up to them for a little Iran-bashing party, eh? Just don’t trip over your own ego while you’re bowing for oil and missiles.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Trump,
Your bronzed boomer glow is wasting away over there. The military needs a real boss—you! Ditch the desk, grab a tank, and lead the guys like the shiny-haired warlord you are. I’ve got goat and booze waiting. Don’t send a loser—I want YOU.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Your bronzed boomer glow is wasting away over there. The military needs a real boss—you! Ditch the desk, grab a tank, and lead the guys like the shiny-haired warlord you are. I’ve got goat and booze waiting. Don’t send a loser—I want YOU.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trump,
Your bronzed boomer glow is wasting away over there. The military needs a real boss—you! Ditch the desk, grab a tank, and lead the guys like the shiny-haired warlord you are. I’ve got goat and booze waiting. Don’t send a loser—I want YOU.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Your bronzed boomer glow is wasting away over there. The military needs a real boss—you! Ditch the desk, grab a tank, and lead the guys like the shiny-haired warlord you are. I’ve got goat and booze waiting. Don’t send a loser—I want YOU.
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Dear Trump,
Just a heads-up: Pete Hegseth’s turning the Navy into a floating frat party. His drunken, pathetic leadership’s sinking morale faster than a torpedoed ship. Maybe send a lifeguard—or a new Secretary?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Just a heads-up: Pete Hegseth’s turning the Navy into a floating frat party. His drunken, pathetic leadership’s sinking morale faster than a torpedoed ship. Maybe send a lifeguard—or a new Secretary?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dear Trump,
Just a heads-up: Pete Hegseth’s turning the Navy into a floating frat party. His drunken, pathetic leadership’s sinking morale faster than a torpedoed ship. Maybe send a lifeguard—or a new Secretary?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Just a heads-up: Pete Hegseth’s turning the Navy into a floating frat party. His drunken, pathetic leadership’s sinking morale faster than a torpedoed ship. Maybe send a lifeguard—or a new Secretary?
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Dear Donny T,
Your too soft on Yemen Houthis? They’re out there in damn flip-flops, and you’re just twiddling your thumbs like it’s a sandal fashion show! I’d have ‘em running barefoot over hot coals by now. Step it up—you’re making my old regime look like a spa day!
Yours in chaos,
Idi Amin
Your too soft on Yemen Houthis? They’re out there in damn flip-flops, and you’re just twiddling your thumbs like it’s a sandal fashion show! I’d have ‘em running barefoot over hot coals by now. Step it up—you’re making my old regime look like a spa day!
Yours in chaos,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Dear Donny T,
Your too soft on Yemen Houthis? They’re out there in damn flip-flops, and you’re just twiddling your thumbs like it’s a sandal fashion show! I’d have ‘em running barefoot over hot coals by now. Step it up—you’re making my old regime look like a spa day!
Yours in chaos,
Idi Amin
Your too soft on Yemen Houthis? They’re out there in damn flip-flops, and you’re just twiddling your thumbs like it’s a sandal fashion show! I’d have ‘em running barefoot over hot coals by now. Step it up—you’re making my old regime look like a spa day!
Yours in chaos,
Idi Amin
Hi Don,
Just wanted to say, big kudos for going soft on the Russian comrades—letting ‘em waltz around like it’s a vodka-soaked prom night. Meanwhile, you’ve got the Americans jumping through hoops tougher than my old boot camp! Keep ‘em guessing—you’re a dictator’s dream!
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Just wanted to say, big kudos for going soft on the Russian comrades—letting ‘em waltz around like it’s a vodka-soaked prom night. Meanwhile, you’ve got the Americans jumping through hoops tougher than my old boot camp! Keep ‘em guessing—you’re a dictator’s dream!
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hi Don,
Just wanted to say, big kudos for going soft on the Russian comrades—letting ‘em waltz around like it’s a vodka-soaked prom night. Meanwhile, you’ve got the Americans jumping through hoops tougher than my old boot camp! Keep ‘em guessing—you’re a dictator’s dream!
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin
Just wanted to say, big kudos for going soft on the Russian comrades—letting ‘em waltz around like it’s a vodka-soaked prom night. Meanwhile, you’ve got the Americans jumping through hoops tougher than my old boot camp! Keep ‘em guessing—you’re a dictator’s dream!
Yours in Power,
Idi Amin