Dad Analyst
@dadanalyst.bsky.social
described as “the office funny guy” in 2019
thinking of workshopping a few new slurs here on the Bluesky app
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
thinking of workshopping a few new slurs here on the Bluesky app
getting really into armpits lately
November 19, 2024 at 4:03 PM
getting really into armpits lately
got really into armpits recently
August 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
got really into armpits recently
Getting canceled at work for not wearing a shirt during the company all hands Zoom
August 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Getting canceled at work for not wearing a shirt during the company all hands Zoom
My girlfriend won’t let me get a drum set
August 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
My girlfriend won’t let me get a drum set
Tough week for me, a guy who has been casually having sex with couches for years
July 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Tough week for me, a guy who has been casually having sex with couches for years
Do girls like guys who won $70 in Las Vegas last night is that impressive to anyone
June 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Do girls like guys who won $70 in Las Vegas last night is that impressive to anyone
modding Stardew Valley so I can bang Jodi while her husband is away at war
June 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
modding Stardew Valley so I can bang Jodi while her husband is away at war
Obsessed with sending my friends the nude Thanos images at random intervals without their consent
June 1, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Obsessed with sending my friends the nude Thanos images at random intervals without their consent
new stardew valley save i am so addicted to this game lets fuckin go
June 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
new stardew valley save i am so addicted to this game lets fuckin go
Imagine you go on a hinge date with someone and it’s going well and after the second drink you learn that they listen to podcasts
May 10, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Imagine you go on a hinge date with someone and it’s going well and after the second drink you learn that they listen to podcasts
If you are alone in the woods would you rather come across a random man or would you rather come across Carmy from The Bear
May 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
If you are alone in the woods would you rather come across a random man or would you rather come across Carmy from The Bear
I think the Cavs will lose tonight so should I watch them lose without a fight or jam my nuts in a drawer for two hours straight instead
May 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I think the Cavs will lose tonight so should I watch them lose without a fight or jam my nuts in a drawer for two hours straight instead
Having the man vs bear conversation with my gay friend imagine the hilarious misunderstandings
May 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Having the man vs bear conversation with my gay friend imagine the hilarious misunderstandings
I am the mayor of Nipple City
March 11, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I am the mayor of Nipple City
Joe Biden said to me in October, “ok you gotta start paying me $300 a month on your student loans now but I hope I still have your vote next year”
March 1, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Joe Biden said to me in October, “ok you gotta start paying me $300 a month on your student loans now but I hope I still have your vote next year”
I wish there was someone on that app that would show me what girls would look like if they were black or Chinese…
February 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I wish there was someone on that app that would show me what girls would look like if they were black or Chinese…
i painted these little birds for my girlfriend :)
February 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
i painted these little birds for my girlfriend :)
putting all my money into DraftKings in order to earn enough to buy an Xbox
February 25, 2024 at 8:54 PM
putting all my money into DraftKings in order to earn enough to buy an Xbox
really putting it all out there this Valentine’s Day
February 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
really putting it all out there this Valentine’s Day
Can’t wait to block all of the Brands signing up for Bluesky this week
February 6, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Can’t wait to block all of the Brands signing up for Bluesky this week
Giving free financial advice today
February 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Giving free financial advice today