I see CC has a CEO devoid of contact with non-millionaire humans too

You had a good run

Pretty amazing! I know this is probably not specifically what you're going for but this gave me a strong Death Rally vibe

It's the Beefy Computer

Due to Twitch vod limits?

Exactly what I was thinking, they haven't even existed long enough to have finished this kind of job even if they started on the first day.

Really amazing work. It's insane this game was preserved to begin with and now it's even fan translated.

He gets taken down by like a 65 year old lady.

It's bad enough that people believe rereleases and remasters are "preservation", but calling AI slop preservation is a whole new level of bad

If it makes you feel better, during the last GDQ two weeks ago almost every single character naming incentive was won by "Luigi"

It's truly incredible to me that this is still going on, including on other platforms. Seriously, who's paying for all this and why?

This is amazing. Wonder if I can just download one and use it for 25 years without paying for it, though

My advice: get yt-dlp, and use:
yt-dlp --ignore-errors --add-metadata --write-description --write-info-json --write-annotations --write-subs --write-thumbnail --embed-thumbnail --all-subs --embed-subs --get-comments --format '(bestvideo)+(bestaudio)/best' (url here)

This reminds me of the Half Life 2 npc who says "sometimes... I dream about cheese."