Mate....

Yes, although last time we had one exactly like this against us, VAR said it wasn't violent conduct. Well done Lewis, season over

The others weren't yellows

Well done Lewis, I'm turning this off right before he's sent to the monitor

Ok, progress. I'm wearing clothes and I've eaten food. At this rate I might even go outside

Flu, today's the first day I might be able to just hang out in the lounge. Care package not necessary. Everything tastes weird, everything smells funny

What

Sing The Internationale with a raised fist Drew. Buy a black beret. We need you

Were you put under pressure by lobby groups or Nigel Farage tho?

Close down the Railway Drew

I used to be an explosive ordnance clearance engineer in and around London. All the people we brought in to help us on occasion were German. They were definitely the experts. Shout out to Stefan and the other guy whose name I've forgotten

An internal ad went up at my place, a load of extra responsibility. It was unpaid

He threatened to bar someone for having a glass on the pool table

Very aggy