dachicken.bsky.social
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I agree with this take wholeheartedly. The thing I love most about Metroid is the alien solitude. Phendrana, Sky Temple, and Elysia were whole moods that stuck with me.

I really hope the Fed Trooper interaction is limited, but something tells me there's going to be one in every zone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"Look, if we let them release the Epstein docs, we won't have any leverage to shame them with! We have to stop the the release of these emails to protect our position!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Some people really struggle with, "Not everything on your feed is for you."
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hm.

2025 - 1965 = 60

Goddammit it's still the Boomers.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I really do wonder what they think happens when a whole mess of people lose their jobs and have no food.

People really should pay attention in history class if they're going to get into politics.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well, maybe. I mean, who's going to know when it's wrong?
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yeah, achievements often make it easy to see how popular the endgame really is. Okay, 95% of people complete the tutorial. 85% beat the first boss. 50% beat the game. 15% complete the postgame? Yeah that's going to be a tedious postgame.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
> Pink Floyd are better than Led Zeppelin!

That's not rude. It's just bougie.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
They've systematically dehumanized and demonized everyone who is different than they are so they no longer view others as deserving of human rights.

Pretty standard fascist playbook.
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I get why the paint is there. Lighting in the room you're playing in can change color on screen.

At the same time, I wish you could toggle them off if you wanted to. Or use a button to highlight them.

I do prefer the paint to like... Skyrim floating "waypoint" markers.
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
No, that was Captain Antilles that was more like them. He didn't make it very far.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Sure, but most people talking about video games sound like they hate them, too.

People love to complain about the things they like. They spend so much time complaining about things in their hobbies because they like them!
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Yup.

It's a language model, not a world model. It knows how to construct sentences and manipulate language. It has absolutely no idea that there is a real world which that language is intended to reflect.

They are letters from inside Plato's cave.
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So NBC era John Madden?
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once again tech bros are creating the Torment Nexus.
October 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Black Vise and Ivory Tower would be on my potential cut list, but I do see why they're there.

The only cards I think are really missing are Copy Artifact and Shatterstorm. Maybe Tranquility.
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Yes.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I mean on the cover it also says the interview is with "Co-designer/pilot Deepsea Challenger". They were not burying the lede here. Whomever they are protecting, it's not James Cameron.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What was that thing you said about seeing how the sausage is made?
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I certainly would bet on the people on X being particularly media-savvy or socially aware. Certainly not if they're choosing to be there.
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
No, Vista is what happens when you try to be creative and innovate without any direction, and almost none of it works out. Longhorn started with dozens of great ideas and hardly any of them survived development intact.

Windows 8's idea was "what if we made your PC into a shitty smartphone?"
September 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh, they're already at the Windows 8 point.
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM