I’m calling my wife to come get me and this car! If any of these women trynna take advantage of me they in for a rude awakening. Unless of course … 😏🤣🤣🤣

I’m at my event venue gig and I thought we were hosting a 7yr olds party. Soon as that girl classmates left, the moms friends showed up with bottles and started feeding me shots 🥴

Be careful. The other person has to agree to the notification. I got smooth cursed out the first time I used it lmfaoooo

That shit be maddening sometimes! I’m quick to hit that “notify me when she leaves her location” button 🫣🤣🤣🤣

If I didn’t need to clock every hour I can to pay off my last vacation, I’d be leaving at 5 with the morning shift 😂

If my last appointment wasn’t at 7:30 tonight I’d try to make it. But I can’t realistically get there until 10. Imma just see if my wife wants hit the titty bar instead 😂