I know you look forward to this time of year. The one time a beavers fan can feel powerful. Must be tough being a total loser the rest of the year.

"major sport" so major that the opening weekend for your team can be viewed on the Flobaseball network with a fuzzy camera feed.

University of Portland? Hahaha beavers continue to suck at everything. I'm sure you'll block me now just like you did on X. At least I got one in.