Daan
@daanje.bsky.social
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Your dishwasher really said: "Let's see how much you really hate it."
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Your dishwasher really said: "Let's see how much you really hate it."
Me be like
a brown and white cat is being petted by a person 's hands
ALT: a brown and white cat is being petted by a person 's hands
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me be like
The flip is up? Not again 😔
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The flip is up? Not again 😔
Damn, might have to buy it off them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Damn, might have to buy it off them.
I'm surprised scalpers didn't get them all yet.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'm surprised scalpers didn't get them all yet.
Yeah you could think that your vote won't matter, but who knows maybe your vote was going to be the one to turn the tides. So always vote! Does't matter if you think who you're voting for doesn't have a chance, because they could have a chance if you voted.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yeah you could think that your vote won't matter, but who knows maybe your vote was going to be the one to turn the tides. So always vote! Does't matter if you think who you're voting for doesn't have a chance, because they could have a chance if you voted.
I wish I could join you Joel
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wish I could join you Joel
You might just want to change your password just in case.
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You might just want to change your password just in case.
Lovely Memes made by lovely people.
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Lovely Memes made by lovely people.
It's the place to be for real!
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's the place to be for real!
"Best employee I've ever had help me at a toy store. He even recommended me this really cool streamer." - Random Google review.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Best employee I've ever had help me at a toy store. He even recommended me this really cool streamer." - Random Google review.
You're not so bad yourself
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
You're not so bad yourself
They're so cute! Buffy is such a mood too.
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They're so cute! Buffy is such a mood too.
It was nice knowing you Suzie 😭
September 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It was nice knowing you Suzie 😭
Young Sheldon got his own show, when are we getting Young Suzooiey?
September 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Young Sheldon got his own show, when are we getting Young Suzooiey?
I have to get used to it since I don't do it daily, so I sometimes use a calculator 😅
September 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have to get used to it since I don't do it daily, so I sometimes use a calculator 😅