Dave 🌷💀⏳
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Peter Lois Meg and Brian
Peter Lois Meg and Brian
I saw these guys left out on the street a few months ago and had a flashback like the end of ratatouille
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I saw these guys left out on the street a few months ago and had a flashback like the end of ratatouille
Discovered that the park near my office has bronze bug medallions on all the fence gates
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Discovered that the park near my office has bronze bug medallions on all the fence gates
Certified ‘you betcha’ moment
August 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Certified ‘you betcha’ moment
my Lock Screen runs a script every hour to update the picture to the latest NOAA satellite image of Massachusetts
July 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my Lock Screen runs a script every hour to update the picture to the latest NOAA satellite image of Massachusetts
You have 1 SECOND to respond or BE ANNIHILATED
July 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You have 1 SECOND to respond or BE ANNIHILATED
There’s a liquor store in my city that sells loose Hamms for 75¢ by the register
July 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There’s a liquor store in my city that sells loose Hamms for 75¢ by the register
Jeb Bush was the last family member to wield it (leading to his election as Governor) but not knowing it’s true power Jeb gifted it to Marco Rubio. As far as I can tell Marco is the current owner of the Lance of Longinus
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jeb Bush was the last family member to wield it (leading to his election as Governor) but not knowing it’s true power Jeb gifted it to Marco Rubio. As far as I can tell Marco is the current owner of the Lance of Longinus
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
It’s very hard being an anti-war leftist when airplanes are so cool
It’s very hard being an anti-war leftist when airplanes are so cool
June 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
It’s very hard being an anti-war leftist when airplanes are so cool
It’s very hard being an anti-war leftist when airplanes are so cool
Can’t wait to force RDW in Lorwyn standard just to sleeve up these mountains
June 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Can’t wait to force RDW in Lorwyn standard just to sleeve up these mountains
I visited Maximilian’s tomb in Vienna this year, and Mexican tourists still leave flags and letters for him
June 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I visited Maximilian’s tomb in Vienna this year, and Mexican tourists still leave flags and letters for him
Judge me based on my commanders!
April 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Judge me based on my commanders!
Most 6’ers discussion is moot when they have this guy as an option
March 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Most 6’ers discussion is moot when they have this guy as an option
I have given up sweatsuit gf 🤝 evil harem pants bf
February 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have given up sweatsuit gf 🤝 evil harem pants bf
During WWI some naval Prius units were painted with “dazzle” camouflage, intended to make them difficult targets for German U-boats
December 28, 2023 at 4:59 PM
During WWI some naval Prius units were painted with “dazzle” camouflage, intended to make them difficult targets for German U-boats
