D4rkong
d4rkong.bsky.social
D4rkong
@d4rkong.bsky.social
He/Him/Doom
If he survives to write them his memoirs are going to be something else.
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love the logic of the pokemon universe.

Here is the actual god of the pokemon universe, creator of all you behold!

Gets its shit kicked in by a little orange guy with big hands who are more common than pidgeons.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They will. This swamp has no bottom.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Maybe but I am willing to let this experiment continue.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This sounds desperate, like 'we are almost insolvant' desperate.

Surely they cannot possibly have screwed up that badly.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is this what they call a recession indicator? 🤔
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Who let these raccoons in here?!"

Demands man in posession of the door keys and a bucket of racoon feed.
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I have a feeling that at this point we're so deep into the sunk cost fallacy, between the costs and the promises made, that they feel they can't get out and have to keep going.
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Moved right on immigration, threw trans people under the bus, and the people they were trying to appeal to still hate them for being commie leftists.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
At this point every person who publicly states their anti trans views needs to immediately have their phone and hard drive checked because this has become an indicator like domestic abuse is with white terrorism.
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How are they managing to fuck this case up so badly? How can people be this incompetent and still remain employed?
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No, just no. The whole reason I'm using Firefox was to have less AI shit in my computing experience. I was going to do a Christmas donation to the foundation but given the new CEO statement, not a chance.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
AI crafted menus! They're the future!

Seriously though I used to work in a hotel with a chef who, if the manager had suggested that, would have disembowled them on the spot.
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Arsonist complains that there's too much fire.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Even if he did they're in the process of fucking up the case so badly he might get away regardless.
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I still don't understand what this person is supposed to be famous/significant for. Maybe I'm just getting old...
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If the USA is to ever recover then every person who worked for ICE, top to bottom, needs to be jailed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sounds like you need Gunpla and model railways.
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Their aides and assistants will need to have a battle royal to decide who gets to do the job.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
And suddenly I started wondering if leek spin is still online...
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Can we keep Wikipedia as well? Turns out, contrary to what every lecturer and tutor I had claimed, it was the most reliable part
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You posted a bait topic in a very inflammatory manner. On the Internet. What did you think was going to happen?
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I read that as ass the cash and it took me far too long to work it out. Only one glass of wine and my cognitive abilities have failed me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM