listening to johnny cash how sapphics listen to chappell roan. like yes girl siiinng.

got scared

watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space for the first time and taking a hit every time a clown kills someone

ovulation is so crazy, it’s got me jorking it to classical music. i’m over here getting my rachmani-rocks off

EVERYBODY WANT SLOPPY UNTIL THEY IN THE SPLASH ZONE 💦💦💦☂️ #liars #snakes #growapair

woke up this morning in a cold sweat, wrote a letterboxd review, and promptly went back to bed. life is good.

echolalia is such a intrinsically unserious symptom. what do you mean i won’t stop repeating “THE MILF MOVIE‼️‼️‼️‼️” to myself because i said it once and now it’s stuck???

iced latte on an empty stomach should be a schedule one drug

after learning the definition, i am almost 100% sure the chainsmokers have never “chainsmoked” a day in their life

seeing a “live wires overhead” sign and whipping my head up so fast my neck snaps

downloading one emulated DS game while high has me feeling like a master hacker