Mike Richardson
@d3vpsaux.bsky.social
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GCIH/GCFE. Old *nix/Win sysadmin turned infosec eng/DFIR. MS in Digital Forensics. Certified Silly Goose. Amateurish Musician. Mentions != endorsement. HTTP STATUS: 451
GCIH/GCFE. Old *nix/Win sysadmin turned infosec eng/DFIR. MS in Digital Forensics. Certified Silly Goose. Amateurish Musician. Mentions != endorsement. HTTP STATUS: 451
Tesla forgot to turn off "EXTREME bumper car mode" with the last software update.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Tesla forgot to turn off "EXTREME bumper car mode" with the last software update.
Sad to admit I know *way* too many people in the faith that would do this without batting an eye.
(thankfully not my church - we welcome everyone and actually read and obey the Red Letters of the Bible instead of ignoring them and picking and choosing the rest)
(thankfully not my church - we welcome everyone and actually read and obey the Red Letters of the Bible instead of ignoring them and picking and choosing the rest)
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sad to admit I know *way* too many people in the faith that would do this without batting an eye.
(thankfully not my church - we welcome everyone and actually read and obey the Red Letters of the Bible instead of ignoring them and picking and choosing the rest)
(thankfully not my church - we welcome everyone and actually read and obey the Red Letters of the Bible instead of ignoring them and picking and choosing the rest)
Especially when you look at Twitter historical data. Under previous ownership, growth from 2006-2008 was a TENTH of BlueSky's numbers (4-6m estimate)
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Especially when you look at Twitter historical data. Under previous ownership, growth from 2006-2008 was a TENTH of BlueSky's numbers (4-6m estimate)
It took 27 deaths to recall the Ford Pinto in the 1970s. Teslas have already far exceeded that number.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It took 27 deaths to recall the Ford Pinto in the 1970s. Teslas have already far exceeded that number.
It's got to be something of immense perceived value, but no actual value whatsoever.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's got to be something of immense perceived value, but no actual value whatsoever.
I'd probably be some thumbs-up Trump NFT instead of a hat.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'd probably be some thumbs-up Trump NFT instead of a hat.
Lightfoot was a national treasure, and something was truly lost in Canada when he passed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Lightfoot was a national treasure, and something was truly lost in Canada when he passed.
Forgot these freeloading infants and toddlers...Contribute to society and become proper citizens like everyone else!
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Forgot these freeloading infants and toddlers...Contribute to society and become proper citizens like everyone else!
The US Government can't pay its own bills. Why should we pay OpenAI's too?
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The US Government can't pay its own bills. Why should we pay OpenAI's too?
Cheering you on from Northern Virginia!
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cheering you on from Northern Virginia!
Yup. The *real* reason that 80,000 additional IRS agents is a threat to them. An under-resourced IRS means they can cheat under the radar.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yup. The *real* reason that 80,000 additional IRS agents is a threat to them. An under-resourced IRS means they can cheat under the radar.
So GS will be complicit in the inevitable AI collapse, then...
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So GS will be complicit in the inevitable AI collapse, then...
Only after the Department of Education becomes the "Department for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Too" #zoolander4DoEd
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Only after the Department of Education becomes the "Department for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Too" #zoolander4DoEd
They dropped off a couple "we miss you, come back" papers on my driveway. Nothing would convince me to subscribe ever again.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They dropped off a couple "we miss you, come back" papers on my driveway. Nothing would convince me to subscribe ever again.
Obviously...
a cat and a puppet are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
Alt: Sifl and Olly, only the greatest sock puppet based show in history.
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Obviously...
Congratulations!
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Congratulations!
Might as well mistyped "slop juice". Would have been more accurate.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Might as well mistyped "slop juice". Would have been more accurate.
Used to pay $$$ to take direct instead of routing through JFK. The airline eliminated that direct flight, so now I drive 8+ hrs one way to avoid it.
Now our Heathrow experience:
plane->10 min bus->gate->next gate over->15 min bus->plane 2 spots over from the one we just got off of = priceless.
Now our Heathrow experience:
plane->10 min bus->gate->next gate over->15 min bus->plane 2 spots over from the one we just got off of = priceless.
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Used to pay $$$ to take direct instead of routing through JFK. The airline eliminated that direct flight, so now I drive 8+ hrs one way to avoid it.
Now our Heathrow experience:
plane->10 min bus->gate->next gate over->15 min bus->plane 2 spots over from the one we just got off of = priceless.
Now our Heathrow experience:
plane->10 min bus->gate->next gate over->15 min bus->plane 2 spots over from the one we just got off of = priceless.
I heard what I thought was some company dropping a rollaway dumpster down the street.
Turns out someone going too fast in a 35 mph zone, hit a light pole and flipped their car. (Everyone walked away unharmed, the pole definitely didn't - it shattered into pieces)
Turns out someone going too fast in a 35 mph zone, hit a light pole and flipped their car. (Everyone walked away unharmed, the pole definitely didn't - it shattered into pieces)
September 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I heard what I thought was some company dropping a rollaway dumpster down the street.
Turns out someone going too fast in a 35 mph zone, hit a light pole and flipped their car. (Everyone walked away unharmed, the pole definitely didn't - it shattered into pieces)
Turns out someone going too fast in a 35 mph zone, hit a light pole and flipped their car. (Everyone walked away unharmed, the pole definitely didn't - it shattered into pieces)
Where's Metallica when we *actually* need them? #openaiBAD
a cartoon drawing of a man with a beard and a black shirt
Alt: a cartoon rendering of a man (James Hetfield) with a beard and a black shirt. Napster Bad!
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Where's Metallica when we *actually* need them? #openaiBAD
The engagement bait by this "clueless" user is worse.
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The engagement bait by this "clueless" user is worse.
