man, fuckin' Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua, bitch

it makes me sad that i won’t be able to listen to all the music that’s ever been made in history

not me catching a flight on 9/11

More than 10 people in a run club is too much- yall just be having human stampedes running around with your 30+ people run clubs

I know I swore off Latino men & LDRs but this Colombian I just matched w/ has the sexiest accent 🫠

a girl w/ a baseball jersey got on my train car where 6 dudes dressed in baseball jerseys with the logo Broadway Ballers were recapping their game and she interrupted them to ask if they wrapped up a theater show- duffel bags, baseball bats in hand looking at her like 🙃 we just had a game

so like who’s all on here