New category of “most reliable to make me giggly”: “Although is Phoebe there?……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Yes. So—”

Not the fs funniest but I think abt “How is this a child size soda?” “It’s roughly the size of a two-year-old child, if that child were liquified” ALL the time

Also the fact that it’s not just “child” or “liquified child” rly makes me wish I was in the room when that joke was constructed

is there a reason you didn’t go with dubuy it? too obvious? (genuine question)

The Langeliers Lament

also, if I may, the direct-address, casual, longstanding familiarity with a host (and writers 🙃) is virtually unique!! The closest analog I can think of is sitcom which is also the only thing more commonly called dying than late night

Poscast utensil draft come back

First post in a while you know it’s important

‪In other news I am #opentowork‬

They totally soft launched it in the crossclimb the other day

‪I pray to all the gods I don’t believe in for the amount of restraint that Zelenskyy showed when he shouldn’t have needed to‬