"the guy pooping in the reservoir is criticized by both sides, therefore he must be doing something right" please use your fucking brain

Fuck yeah I'm down

Democrats learn something for once in your life before we reach the point of no return Challenge 2026

Oh my God shut the fuck up. This take sucks unmitigated ass.

I'm sex negative for men.

Nothing wrong with having help for childcare, I wish everyone could. Definitely something wrong with being a billionaire snake oil salesman and pretending that the human help you rely on for childcare is actually done by your snake oil

Anyone who is proudly advertising the fact that they are a pedophile is not interested in protecting kids. If you really aren't interested in actually doing anything to kids, you would just keep that shit to yourself, or ideally between yourself and your psychiatrist.

Yeah it seems to completely miss the part where people you know and love can actually suck.

This isn't sarcastic???

I used to joke as a kid that we needed a setup like the Matrix where everyone was locked in a pod and jacked into a simulation except unlike the Matrix it was a separate simulation for everyone. My childhood cynicism only endures.

Median voters are dipshits.

... I holler as I overturn my country's military and turn the War on Terror to the War on Shit

The alien!