Dan
@d0xunt.bsky.social
Hoping that a polar bear and the cocaine bear attack me, both in the same day.
Finalist Palmsprings International Screenplay Contest Feature. Ice Hole.
Finalist Palmsprings International Screenplay Contest Short. Jeane
Finalist Palmsprings International Screenplay Contest Feature. Ice Hole.
Finalist Palmsprings International Screenplay Contest Short. Jeane
We had an Aussie-Shepard that would dive into the nearest snowbank.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We had an Aussie-Shepard that would dive into the nearest snowbank.
Juror number 4: “Getting hit with a sandwich can’t hurt that much.” Juror number 6: “Oh yeah?” Stands up and heave a sandwich at them. 4 returns the favor and pretty soon the deliberation turns into a huge food fight!
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Juror number 4: “Getting hit with a sandwich can’t hurt that much.” Juror number 6: “Oh yeah?” Stands up and heave a sandwich at them. 4 returns the favor and pretty soon the deliberation turns into a huge food fight!
My secret anti-AI strategy is to let it learn from my writing. I can only make it dumber.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My secret anti-AI strategy is to let it learn from my writing. I can only make it dumber.
Visit in the middle of winter. A couple of years ago it was 75 degrees on Christmas Day!
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Visit in the middle of winter. A couple of years ago it was 75 degrees on Christmas Day!
If I was there I would ask, what’s the latest on Breast in Show. I loved it.
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If I was there I would ask, what’s the latest on Breast in Show. I loved it.
Hey. I forgot that the Dodgers are playing at home in the World Series tonight.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey. I forgot that the Dodgers are playing at home in the World Series tonight.
I would love to come up and meet you but that’s a grandkid-pickup day and I’m coming from San Diego.
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I would love to come up and meet you but that’s a grandkid-pickup day and I’m coming from San Diego.
I completely understand.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I completely understand.
Do they have a “Five Below” store? Perfect place to burn tooth fairy money.
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Do they have a “Five Below” store? Perfect place to burn tooth fairy money.
I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it!
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it!
You have the ghost of a grumpy old cabinet maker in your house. They don’t like your selection of sandpaper. *written in sawdust* “How about something other than 180 grit!”
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You have the ghost of a grumpy old cabinet maker in your house. They don’t like your selection of sandpaper. *written in sawdust* “How about something other than 180 grit!”
“On Tyranny” by Timothy Snyder. It’ll help.
October 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“On Tyranny” by Timothy Snyder. It’ll help.