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imagine being the creator of the lobotomy and seeing bluesky and being able to sleep in your grave well knowing that your work is clearly practiced among the users of this site
little did I know this was incredibly true because everyone here is a selfish dickhead and theres nothing to do
bluesky feels like moving to a small town after living in a city your entire life
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
theyre gonna lock us up
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
words cannot describe how disappointed I was when I saw that santa "CLAWS" had normal hands 🙄🙄🙄 childhood ruined
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
inflammatory statement
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this is the gorbino's quest of life
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my horses ran away
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
im not naming any names 🙄🙄🙄 but theyre right outside my door
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i stopped watching gugafoods after he made that video cooking that homunculus
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
saving private ryan wouldve been so much better if it randomly cut to a shot of et fingering himself
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i'll make you eat those words
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
imagine being the creator of the lobotomy and seeing bluesky and being able to sleep in your grave well knowing that your work is clearly practiced among the users of this site
October 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
my favorite part of this site is when it was deleting palestinian accounts because of "spam" or whatever bullshit reason they came up with
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the fuck kinda name is i-95 anyway
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BLORP! dont talk to me unless ive had coffee... becoz coffee spelt backwards is EEFFOC! and i dont give EEFFOC! ohhhhh im so full
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the debat.
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
tump
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
too much star wars makes you dumb
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i wouldnt hate this site half as much if everyone on it wasnt such an elitist snob
July 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
my account is part of an elaborate arg
July 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
gay creed: can you take me
July 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
does anyone know how to get to the lake
July 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
just evicted a family of four, sorry dickhead pay ur bills next time
July 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
the average user of this site is 35 and lives in san francisco
July 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
most racist guy you've ever met: my name is kyle
July 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM