After downing 5 cans within 24 hours- I now know why they called it Squirt
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
After downing 5 cans within 24 hours- I now know why they called it Squirt
Ur sitting at the bar, I’m shitting at the bar. We r not the same.
May 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Ur sitting at the bar, I’m shitting at the bar. We r not the same.
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at a punk show where there’s free hrt at the merch table. we’re gonna be alright y’all
May 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
at a punk show where there’s free hrt at the merch table. we’re gonna be alright y’all
whY am I up at 2am fighting with ANTS right now 😖😖
May 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
whY am I up at 2am fighting with ANTS right now 😖😖
Nick Jonas reheating his diabetic nachos
May 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Nick Jonas reheating his diabetic nachos
I just get into anyyyyything in the middle of the night——why am I disinfecting the baseboards??
May 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I just get into anyyyyything in the middle of the night——why am I disinfecting the baseboards??
If carnitas didn’t exist I would be pescatarian
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If carnitas didn’t exist I would be pescatarian
Whoever invented day drinking needs to be ate
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Whoever invented day drinking needs to be ate
What do you do when they’re sexy but send very not funny memes ):
April 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What do you do when they’re sexy but send very not funny memes ):
Just remembered tenemos sake en la casa 😛😛😛😛😛
April 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just remembered tenemos sake en la casa 😛😛😛😛😛
Baddies are writing me birthday paragraphs but are too afraid to KISS ME ON THE MOUTH !?!!!
April 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Baddies are writing me birthday paragraphs but are too afraid to KISS ME ON THE MOUTH !?!!!
Just ate down so otherworldly Korean bbl rn
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just ate down so otherworldly Korean bbl rn
H8 shitting when everyone is home
My bathroom is in the front of the house, now everybody listening to my body sing like pls 🙄
My bathroom is in the front of the house, now everybody listening to my body sing like pls 🙄
March 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
H8 shitting when everyone is home
My bathroom is in the front of the house, now everybody listening to my body sing like pls 🙄
My bathroom is in the front of the house, now everybody listening to my body sing like pls 🙄
U bitches cant even spell sizering
March 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
U bitches cant even spell sizering
Breath and breathe are gonna kick my ass every time
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Breath and breathe are gonna kick my ass every time
Colonizers ate when they released Rosalia
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Colonizers ate when they released Rosalia
I love to come to functions just to serve offputting cunt in the corner
March 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I love to come to functions just to serve offputting cunt in the corner
Fighting the urge to ask strangers for a cigarette
February 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Fighting the urge to ask strangers for a cigarette
He’s just purring in the corner by himself like this
February 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He’s just purring in the corner by himself like this
Gonna start saying
“You British fucking cig” instead of f*g
“You British fucking cig” instead of f*g
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gonna start saying
“You British fucking cig” instead of f*g
“You British fucking cig” instead of f*g
Moot just referred to Zayn as Zaddy, real ones remember
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Moot just referred to Zayn as Zaddy, real ones remember
Loving Eusexua but I don’t know why we needed NW on that one song….
January 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Loving Eusexua but I don’t know why we needed NW on that one song….
“sorry ur sick, I bet ur vag is beautiful “ WHAT 😭
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“sorry ur sick, I bet ur vag is beautiful “ WHAT 😭