That poor trucker from "Bobby McGee"...trying to drive while those two play shitty harmonica/vocal covers of every song he knows.

Is my middle-aged propensity for Simpsons t-shirts and socks just an updated version of my grade 10 math teacher's Looney Tunes ties?

Can you be both a scrub and a daddy?

Weird 80's kids' show hosts would be like "go ask your parents for a scissor and some sticky tape". Missus, update your crafting terminology!

Remember "reasonable hand-drawn facsimiles"? I miss them shits.

The 1970's were the golden age of "songs about dirty old bums who will captivate you with their music".

"Frankly, ahm gooted."

-Every British person that's ever been eliminated from a competition show