D-List Villain
@d-list-villain.bsky.social
Comic writer's wife and mother of serpents
30 something swamp witch
Mostly I'm a bundle of anxiety and sarcasm who curses way too much
30 something swamp witch
Mostly I'm a bundle of anxiety and sarcasm who curses way too much
Having flu like symptoms and then starting your period is not for the weak. Chinese tea to the rescue!
Grateful to @writerlyons.com for taking care of me!!
Grateful to @writerlyons.com for taking care of me!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Having flu like symptoms and then starting your period is not for the weak. Chinese tea to the rescue!
Grateful to @writerlyons.com for taking care of me!!
Grateful to @writerlyons.com for taking care of me!!
Mans earned his tip
The cat hair is mine lol
The cat hair is mine lol
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Mans earned his tip
The cat hair is mine lol
The cat hair is mine lol
I fucking love this place
5 star nails in San Antonio
5 star nails in San Antonio
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I fucking love this place
5 star nails in San Antonio
5 star nails in San Antonio
TF is this? And on Thanksgiving? Yes, that's a puma hat
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
TF is this? And on Thanksgiving? Yes, that's a puma hat
Just utterly gorgeous
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just utterly gorgeous
POV: me a 40 year old mom
My parent did what now?
My parent did what now?
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
POV: me a 40 year old mom
My parent did what now?
My parent did what now?
I will not be the bigger person and reward the petty childish behavior. You can go low, I will go to hell.
October 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I will not be the bigger person and reward the petty childish behavior. You can go low, I will go to hell.
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I waited all week to play #fortnitedelulu just to have epic take out all the weapons except maybe a dozen chainsaws and Ghostface and NO WAY TO defend yourself. By the last three circles it's a massacre and there's nothing you can do. Way to ruin a whole weekend epic
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I waited all week to play #fortnitedelulu just to have epic take out all the weapons except maybe a dozen chainsaws and Ghostface and NO WAY TO defend yourself. By the last three circles it's a massacre and there's nothing you can do. Way to ruin a whole weekend epic
Playing Delulu because I'm le blueblue
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Playing Delulu because I'm le blueblue
Sometimes you gotta treat yo self
September 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sometimes you gotta treat yo self
In my 22 years of jury duty eligibility, I've been summoned twice. And this one is the first I'll have to go to.
Bleh.
Bleh.
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
In my 22 years of jury duty eligibility, I've been summoned twice. And this one is the first I'll have to go to.
Bleh.
Bleh.
New Braunfels has its moments
September 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
New Braunfels has its moments
Either my cardiomyopathy is acting up or my anxiety has anxiety
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Either my cardiomyopathy is acting up or my anxiety has anxiety
On my third (and hopefully) final start of a crochet baby blanket. Wish me luck!
September 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
On my third (and hopefully) final start of a crochet baby blanket. Wish me luck!
This image is stunning
September 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This image is stunning
Tried to thicken my sauce with baking powder instead of corn starch. How's your dinner?
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tried to thicken my sauce with baking powder instead of corn starch. How's your dinner?
Woke up at 445am on my 40th birthday and 30 minutes later my cat found a spider the size of a dollar coin and as fast as the damn flash.
Happy Wednesday everyone!
Happy Wednesday everyone!
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Woke up at 445am on my 40th birthday and 30 minutes later my cat found a spider the size of a dollar coin and as fast as the damn flash.
Happy Wednesday everyone!
Happy Wednesday everyone!
Why is my feed suddenly being filled with half-naked people and men who piss themselves!! WTF
August 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why is my feed suddenly being filled with half-naked people and men who piss themselves!! WTF
Happy Birthday to the sexy @writerlyons.com 😘
June 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Birthday to the sexy @writerlyons.com 😘
ROFL I have like 7 ppl on my new Facebook and someone reported my account. I had to prove I was human and now it's in appeal
June 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
ROFL I have like 7 ppl on my new Facebook and someone reported my account. I had to prove I was human and now it's in appeal
Student Loan balance paid off!!
June 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Student Loan balance paid off!!
Today was a rough one. Attended the funeral of a chosen family member. RIP Eric, May you rest easy my brother. We love you.
June 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today was a rough one. Attended the funeral of a chosen family member. RIP Eric, May you rest easy my brother. We love you.